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The marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr.Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay,"and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton."
The marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton."
The marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Clinton; I've told you already that Mr. Clinton is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, "See you tomorrow."
Are you insinuating that Marines don't venerate President Bill Clinton?
HILLARY 2006
EX Pres. Clintern and Jerry Falwell happened to be on the same cross-country airline flight. Since they are both national figures and VIP's, the flight crew seated them together in first class. Shortly after the plane took off, the stewardess approched with a drink cart.
"Mr Clinton, would you like a drink?" Clinton says "yea, gimme a double manhattan." She mixes the drink, hands it to bubba, and he says 'thankya' and starts sipping. She turns to Rev. Falwell: "Reverand Falwell, would you like a drink?" Falwell responds: "Madam, I would rather be stripped naked in public, run through the streets, then beaten and raped by a brazen harlot than have alcohol touch these lips." Clinton, hearing this, chokes on his drink and hands it back to the stewardess, saying "Hell, I didn't know we had a CHOICE!"
"They should warm my ankles nicely."
The American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap that he can't fly.
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the game the pitcher comes up in the stands and whispers something in Clinton's ear.
All of a sudden Clinton looks at Hillary and yells, "Okay, Hillary, GET OUT!".
She looks surprised but leaves.
The pitcher looks at Clinton and says, "No, I said to throw out the first PITCH!"
No mercy.
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