[DugwayDuke]

Since we're doing Clinton and Bush jokes, here's the best one I've heard.

Seems Bill and GW used the same barber shop and do to a scheduling screw-up both were scheduled for the same time and same day. Things didn't go badly since the two pretty much ignored each other.

Clinton's barber finished first and as he reached for the smelly tonic, Bill exclaimed: "No, none of that, Hillary will think I've been in a whore house."

Well, GW's barber just stood there with the tonic in his hand. GW looked at Clinton and then at the barber and said: "Go ahead, my wife's never been in a whore house."

[AngrySpud]

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy ...

If your family gene pool doesn't have a deep end, you might be a Clinton.