[AngrySpud]

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy ...

If your family gene pool doesn't have a deep end, you might be a Clinton.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Here is one from the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette from about five years ago. I hope I can remember it correctly.

Once Prez(gag) Clintoon and the Hildibeast were being driven through the Ozarks when they stopped to get gas. Hillary recognized the station attendant as a man she used to date and remarked about it to Bill.
Bill laughed and said "Just think. You could have been the wife of a gas station attendant instead of being married to the President of the U.S."
Hillary says "If I'd married HIM, HE would be President of the U.S. and You would be pumping gas!"