Chief Moose Has A Message At 4:00 P.M. E.S.T.

/AP | 10-22-02 | my favorite headache

[My Favorite Headache]

Moose to speak all of a sudden about something important*

[Diva Betsy Ross]

I hate to admit it , butI am ROFLMAO. On a day like this how is that possible? :)

[MrB]

a fine courvoisier with my lady

I made the connection yesterday - "Where have I heard that voice before?"

Ah, yes, "The Lady's Man" on SNL.

[r9etb]

Looks like you didn't get the entire file name on the picture.

[GovernmentShrinker]

I suspect it's more along the lines of "no evidence that these couldn't have come from the same barrel" than "these definitely came from the same barrel".

[Jim Noble]

No, realli

[Johnny Gage]

.....is "dat" for "that".....
I can almost stand that one. What bothers me is "wiff" for "with".

Or how about the venerable:

BOFE for Both.
MO for More
FO for For
Last but not least:
HO for Whore.

Dats what bofe of us are gonna do... go fo mo ho's.

[rintense]

Yep! He's Clarence's love child.

[My Favorite Headache]

LMFAO! Took me a minute to get your joke. Nice!

[Cachelot]

He is coming on any minute now...why the delay?

NBP error #666 - Communications Hardware Failure

[Snowy]

Very good! Are you working on a "Moose Dictionary"? :)

[Constitution Day]

STO = store

[drmatt]

Through reliable sources, I have been told that Chief Moose is going to announce that Inspector Squirrel has joined the investigation.

[eastforker]

It is IMO that the cops are pulling the perps chain and he(the perp) is telling them that he wants his demands met now and will continue to kill untill they are met.

[laker_dad]

I have always loved the "axed" word. As in, "I axed you a question".

[FreeTheHostages]

Yeah, Ted Williams talks funny, no doubt. But just FYI, Det. Williams was very much respected as a homicide detective. He had excellent street sense and was great at dealing with people. Smart tactical guy. Just can't speak.

[blackdog]

Moose is waiting for the phone call from the shooter, guaranteeing Moose that he won't shoot him. Press one if it's not safe. Press two if it's really really unbelievably safe. Press three if it's so incredibly safe you wouldn't believe it.

[Constitution Day]

8^)

[per loin]

Moose is never on time. He is much too imortant for that.

[cake_crumb]

"SOMEONE IS TAKING A PHOTO OF ALL THE MIKES. I repeat ... SOMEONE IS TAKING A PHOTO OF ALL THE MIKES. Oh he just took off."

ROFLOL...

[KansasConservative1]

Moose Message: easeplay epeatra the essagema