Chief Moose Has A Message At 4:00 P.M. E.S.T.

/AP | 10-22-02 | my favorite headache

[My Favorite Headache]

Moose to speak all of a sudden about something important*

[FreeTheHostages]

You've reached Chief Moose's office. If you're the sniper, press 1. For all other callers, press 2.

*1*

Please listen carefully to our menu as our options have changed. If you want to turn yourself in, press 1. If you want to taunt us, press 2. If you want to replay a previous message with higher audio quality, press 3. For all other inquiries, press zero or stay on the line and an FBI Special Agent will help you.

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

OK, I'll let you off with a warning this time.

LOL, Jay is making the fat bastard earn his money.
I switch back and forth a lot, but I still like the H-mo best. Or if I need a surge of high blood pressure, I tune in one of the RI stations for a few seconds til my head explodes.

[Snowy]

.....is "dat" for "that".....

I can almost stand that one. What bothers me is "wiff" for "with". If he says that, you can be sure that I'm cringing. Hey, has anyone made up the "Chief Moose Drinking Game"?

[laker_dad]

He graduated from "Whatzamatta U"!

[alnick]

Maybe Moose will announce that this latest shooting was the work of a "copy cat".

Maybe he can announce that a different gun was used, but that would not rule out the sniper just using a different gun.

[cake_crumb]

"Wait, one of the reporters went up to the mikes to test them out. They work. Phew."

LOL...thanks for the update. That is much more enlightening then anything I've heard from the Maryland version of the Keystone Kops so far.

[lelio]

Press 4 and then use your keypad to spell out a word that you want to hear Chief Moose say at his next press conference.

[dixiechick2000]

Hi Bob! Long time, no see!

[KsSunflower]

When he starts with Nuc-u-lar it might mean he's planning a run for president. I can see his strategery.

Quit making fun of Chief Moose...he just sometimes gets "flustrated"! :0)

[Nam Vet]

Flee Republic. Isn't that the new Chinese restaurant with the great poke fli lice?

Nam Vet

[My Favorite Headache]

[Constitution Day]

ROFL! Yes, I think so.

[Cincinatus]

Anybody else notice that Chief Moose sounds a lot like "The Ladies Man" from Saturday Night Live?

[lelio]

SOMEONE IS TAKING A PHOTO OF ALL THE MIKES. I repeat ... SOMEONE IS TAKING A PHOTO OF ALL THE MIKES. Oh he just took off.

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

Ah, I'm not series, just a liddel disgrumbled.

[AgentEcho]

[Constitution Day]

Your non-working photo link gets me flustrated.

[cyberaxe]

Chief Moose Drinking Game

.....LOL.....

.....you know, the press had a cow over W's boo boo's.....

.....but words like "that" and "with".....

.....Please, someone wiff sum pull up dare.....

.....tell the Moose to stop doin dat!.....

[Snowy]

LOL!

[My Favorite Headache]

A Maryland police officer accompanies mourning family members of Conrad Johnson, a 35-year-old bus driver who was shot and killed in Aspen Hill, Md., on Tuesday. Johnson was killed in an attack that bore the hallmarks of the serial sniper who has slain nine other people in the Washington area this month. (AP Photo/Matthew Cavanaugh)