Chief Moose Has A Message At 4:00 P.M. E.S.T.

/AP | 10-22-02 | my favorite headache

[My Favorite Headache]

Moose to speak all of a sudden about something important*

[fivecatsandadog]

y'know, this is startin' to remind me of an old Cannonball Run movie

[cake_crumb]

"Probably a message to the sniper, or results of ballistics tests to determine whehther or not the latest shooting is sniper-related."

I'm not up on the latest technology, but I've been wondering this whole case how they make ballistic matches with bullet fragments.

[TheExploited]

I saw a "Moose Clip" up on the trail this morning. No, that was a Moose Chip.

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

Uh oh! You're listening to Jay?

I'm telling Howie.

[Nam Vet]

"He wondered - several times - if it was a "disgrumbled" employee."

Just make sure you don't misconscrew what these two gents are saying (Williams and Moose). Perhaps they are speaking a new code.

Nam Vet

[laker_dad]

wouldn't be prudent at this juncture... not gonna do it...

[kinghorse]

If he is the sniper(s) chosen medium for communicating and if the communicating is being done over the airways what we have here is a hostage situation. Of course the hostage is approximately 3 million American citizens. Cheaper than a nuke blackmail, no?

Definitely looking like kidnap/ransom blackmail scheme to me. I wonder what ther price for the freedom of these 3 million hostages is going to be.

Man, this Government has done nothing to prepare the domestic population for war within our borders. Nothing.

[lelio]

He did? I'm watching the live feed from nbc4.com and its a bunch of reporters sitting around a podium waiting for something to happen.
Wait, one of the reporters went up to the mikes to test them out. They work. Phew.

[FreeTheHostages]

ROFL!! That is TOO FUNNY!! Thanks for posting.

[Bob The Tomato]

"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a sniper out of my hat."

"Again?"

[SamAdams76]

I'm in my office and I can't pick up AM stations in here for some reason. So I am forced to listen to the FM dial until I can get back in my car to head home.

[cyberaxe]

.....the one that gets me.....

.....is "dat" for "that".....

.....someone needs to tell him.....

....."th" put your tounge against the back of his front teeth.....

.....and breathe out.....

[MrNeutron1962]

The moose is under the table, stand by for a message in three parts:Break:Break:
A moose bit my sister:Break:Break: My sister is a moose:Break:Break: My sister bit herself:
Nothing Follows:
Same to Same acknowledge?

[My Favorite Headache]

That was the noon clip. He is coming on any minute now...why the delay? who knows...only the moose really knows.

[marktuoni]

Snipers = Boris Badinov and Natasha???

[blackdog]

I noticed he's got this little circle of nasty little wannabe's screaming at media to stand behind a certain line or else they will just cancel the press briefing. Then followed by another 20 minutes of little empire builders preparing fo da moose hustle. Moose comes out, yells at squirel, utters some cryptic nonsense that would fail freshman english at a community college, the whole time he avoids eye contact with cameras(not a good sign) then the whole media walks away with a bewildered look and say's "back to to you Shep"....

[AgentEcho]

ROFLMAO

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

because in days gone by the American people had the balls to deal with problems that arose in their homeland. now you'd be lucky to find 50% of college students who would fight for our country.

[Constitution Day]

Perhaps they are speaking a new code.

Hmmmm... I never thought of that!
"Disgrumbled" is probably a message to the sniper(s).

I will be sure not to misconscrew their comments again before I get flustrated and post on Flee Republic. :)

[lelio]

Each one of the reporters should go up there and do their favorite Moose-ism.