[FreeTheHostages]

You've reached Chief Moose's office. If you're the sniper, press 1. For all other callers, press 2.

*1*

Please listen carefully to our menu as our options have changed. If you want to turn yourself in, press 1. If you want to taunt us, press 2. If you want to replay a previous message with higher audio quality, press 3. For all other inquiries, press zero or stay on the line and an FBI Special Agent will help you.

[lelio]

Press 4 and then use your keypad to spell out a word that you want to hear Chief Moose say at his next press conference.

[My Favorite Headache]

[landerwy]

You've reached Chief Moose's office. If you're the sniper, press 1. For all other callers, press 2.

*1*

Please listen carefully to our menu as our options have changed. If you want to turn yourself in, press 1. If you want to taunt us, press 2. If you want to replay a previous message with higher audio quality, press 3. For all other inquiries, press zero or stay on the line and an FBI Special Agent will help you.

You forgot the for spanish press 2, all other languages press 3! :0)