[Johnny Gage]

.....is "dat" for "that".....
I can almost stand that one. What bothers me is "wiff" for "with".

Or how about the venerable:

BOFE for Both.
MO for More
FO for For
Last but not least:
HO for Whore.

Dats what bofe of us are gonna do... go fo mo ho's.

[Snowy]

Very good! Are you working on a "Moose Dictionary"? :)

[Constitution Day]

STO = store

[laker_dad]

I have always loved the "axed" word. As in, "I axed you a question".

[tractorman]

Don't forget baksetbo.