Posted on 09/11/2002 6:12:16 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")
Whew...
Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!
(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)
Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!
Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!
Mudboy Slim
ROFLMAO!!!!
FGS, you gotta way with werds, my FRiend...LOL!!! I reckon we'll git ol' Maggie to relay that one to Sir Winston!!
FReegards...MUD
Not at all, really, if you think about it...the growth of the 90's was largely ephereal in many economic sectors, and that sorta fragility in the marketplace was allowed to go undisclosed to the investors due to a very slack SEC oversight presence. Changin' that dude at the top of an organizational pyramid can ultimately change the culture of the bureaucracy incredibly!! I bet as lotta folks know a lotta things out there, and once the ClintonCorruptionCadre is de-FANGED, a lotta decent, upstanding folks are gonna start providing State's Evidence against the DespoticDuo!! And The Righteous Shall Smite The Craven!!
"A double whammy: The Dims and their groupies milk the cash cow during their good times, then head south when Pubbies take charge(more or less)."
DimRATS and the Groupies better live large while they got it...I see a lotta Michael Milkens in our very near future!!
FReegards...MUD
We're doin' our durnedest, ain't we, Ms. Bunny?!
FReegards...MUD
Seriously now, dudes, does it sorta scare ya when I use my religious-soundin' voice?!
LOL...errr, So Asketh the Word of...MUD
Clinton and those who continue to support him are nothing less than EVIL!!!
Quite Sincerely...MUD
FReegards...MUD
BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Lib'rals steal yer money...
Lib'rals sell their souls!!
Lib'rals just crave Power...
O'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...
Lib'rals ride yer backs...
Lib'rals, we give all our bread to...
We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals they loathe Liberty...
DemRATS just Love POWER...
Lib'rals hide behind children...
Each time they beg fer MORE!!
(little guitar jam)
So give'em all yer money...
Do Just What Yer Told!!
Ya take more'n half of what I own...
But it's me who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...
Lib'rals Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...
And tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...
Sharpton, they're UncleToms!!
American Left wants everything in the World...
They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...
I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...
But I end up barfin' in the stall!!
White RATS...they're pretty funny...
They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!'
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...
They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...
They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all yer money...
Give Libs all yer Gold!!
Buy me a house outside the City...
I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna give ya hoos come home...
Some girls are so pure...
Lib'rals Are Corrupt!!
Lib'rals love their children...
I only made love to her once!!
Gimme half yer money...
Gimme half yer cars...
Gimme half of everything...
I'll make you the world's Biggest star!!
Gimme all yer money...
Gimme all yer Gold!!
FReegards...MUD
Once upon a time, there was a magical Kingdom, where a God-fearing, industrious people flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good people were empowered by their trust in a Government of Constitutionally-limited powers, the inherent goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law ultimately triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Peoples--longing for FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill!
Until one day, a devious cabal of power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these good people in the shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the power of these despoilers of freedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, Left-Wing Conspiracy and the sinister tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent...
Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie, a charlatan without a soul, devoid of character, and driven only by a shameless Lust for Power (and for young harlots to whom he was not betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his TREASONOUS crimes, as this self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant folk, for it empowered their subjects and undercut the Lib'rals' claim on Power. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba--sought to further the enslavement of the once-strong Sheeple by secretly colluding with the despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence on the Omnipotent Diety of Guv'ment. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...
Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushi--arose from the masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be. An heir to the optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushi inspired millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the evil Billzabubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...
Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie! This young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the wisdom of the Maja Rushi. Mudboy vocalized many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and Billzabubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be vanquished from Power!!
Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking governmental authority and an ever-expanding emphasis on Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages, The Ballads of Mudboy Slim...
1 Posted on 07/27/1999 22:20:57 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Band's gettin' together this evening over at Disco's, so I see y'all tomorrow...MUD
Although I do not support Clinton, I believe that quote above comes from somebody else.
Well, yeah, them there's MY words...or else I wouldda used quotation marks. Anyway, please let me amend that "quote" a tad. There are actually two kinda supporters of Lib'ralism/Corruption, the Vile Leaders of the Movement towards an ever-expanding, always unaccountable Federal Leviathan and their minions. The first grouping includes those Effete Elite who sit atop the DemonRAT food chain and feed the lies to the Willfully-Ignorant bottomfeeders who have come to depend on the Guv'ment fer their daily bread. So, in essence, the RATS are made up of SlaveMasters and Slaves, neither of whom should be holding their heads but so high.
FReegards...MUD
Skins gonna whup up on the Eagles Monday night...MUD
"It is a cynical lie that the animals that killed our loved ones were motivated by Islam, or because this nation of ours is anti-Islamic. Enshrined in the First Amendment to our Constitution is freedom of expression and the free exercise of religion. This continent was populated by people who crossed a terrifying ocean to reach a rugged and inhospitable frontier to escape religious persecution. From its birth, this nation and the American people have offered sanctuary and shelter to all faiths. Our Constitution -- always with the support of our people -- has extended its embrace to the unpopular, the unusual, the unconventional and the unorthodox. We protect not only those who will not salute our flag, but those who would spit upon it or burn it. We pledge our allegiance to a Constitution that shelters those who refuse to pledge their allegiance to it."
FReegards...MUD
EXACTLY!! When he allegorically says, "Read my lips...NO NEW TAXES!!," Dubyuh knows damn well not to raise taxes!!
I think the acorn learned a lot from the tree.
"In hindsight, his decisions look measured and proper. He's building a record that will give his most ardent critics no where to hide."
And Regime Change will go smoother than the Medyuh wants to let on...the Iraqi Sheeple will come to cheer the day of their Liberation...and Sodom's DEATH!!
"The U.N. speech was a masterpiece of writing, and perfectly delivered. He has a plan and he's working a plan."
The Grown-Ups are certainly back in charge.
"The train is leaving the station and world leaders are running to catch up."
You either with US or agin' US...the Time fer Decidin' is NOW!!
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
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