Seriously now, dudes, does it sorta scare ya when I use my religious-soundin' voice?!
LOL...errr, So Asketh the Word of...MUD
Lib'rals steal yer money...
Lib'rals sell their souls!!
Lib'rals just crave Power...
O'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...
Lib'rals ride yer backs...
Lib'rals, we give all our bread to...
We won't ever git it back!!
Lib'rals they loathe Liberty...
DemRATS just Love POWER...
Lib'rals hide behind children...
Each time they beg fer MORE!!
(little guitar jam)
So give'em all yer money...
Do Just What Yer Told!!
Ya take more'n half of what I own...
But it's me who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...
Lib'rals Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...
And tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"
Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...
Sharpton, they're UncleToms!!
American Left wants everything in the World...
They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...
I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...
But I end up barfin' in the stall!!
White RATS...they're pretty funny...
They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!'
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...
They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...
They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all yer money...
Give Libs all yer Gold!!
Buy me a house outside the City...
I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna give ya hoos come home...
Some girls are so pure...
Lib'rals Are Corrupt!!
Lib'rals love their children...
I only made love to her once!!
Gimme half yer money...
Gimme half yer cars...
Gimme half of everything...
I'll make you the world's Biggest star!!
Gimme all yer money...
Gimme all yer Gold!!
FReegards...MUD