Posted on 05/06/2002 9:04:32 PM PDT by Monti Cello
In the spirit of mean-spirited liberalism, have a little fun flipping over the leftist boilerplate with some 21st century automotive sloganeering!
IM A LAW-ABIDING GUN OWNER
YOU CAN THANK ME LATER
THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY:
WHERE IDIOCY MEETS POWER
AN ENVIRONMENTALIST ON THE HIGHWAY
IS A PREACHER IN A WHOREHOUSE
FEED THE WORLD WITH
ORGANIC FARMING?
WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!
LEFTISTS ARE ANTI-CAPITALISM, ANTI-DEFENSE AND ANTI-FREEDOM
BUT NEVER ACCUSE THEM OF BEING ANTI-AMERICAN
SOCIALISM SUCKS
COULD 100 MILLION MURDERED
PEASANTS ALL BE WRONG?
HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR
CONSTITUTION LATELY?
WATCH OUT FOR LEFTISTS DRIVING
THEYVE GOT A HUGE BLIND SPOT
CLITORECTOMIZE BIN LADEN
KEEP YOUR MORALS OFF MY PAYCHECK!
SUPPORT CHOICE IN CHARITY
END THE WELFARE STATE NOW
ABORTION PREVENTS
CONGENITAL LIBERALISM
HONK IF YOURE AN ENVIRONMENTALIST
I COULD USE A GOOD LAUGH
(youd have to be crazy to use this one!)
THANK BILL CLINTON
FOR THE CHINESE NUKES
POINTED AT YOUR CHILDREN
ALASKA: LETS DRILL IT!
HITLER WAS A SOCIALIST
ABORTIONS NO BIG DEAL
EXCEPT FOR ALL THE DEAD BODIES
No, he was a fascist. Fascism was promoted at the time as the "third way" between communism and capitalism. It was supposed to be half-way in between, not extreme capitalism or extreme communism.
EARTH FIRST!
We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
"For such a small town, there sure are a lot of *ssholes."
GO TO WORK-IT'S THE WHITE THING TO DO
On the bumper of my car.
No, xm177e2, you are wrong. Hitler was a socialist.
I am sure you know that the proper noun 'Nazi' is historically understood to be constructed from the German 'nationalsozialismus' translated as 'national socialism'.
In fact, as early as 1920, the National Socialist German Workers Party under Adolph Hitler was advocating income and war profit redistribution, profit-sharing in large industries, nationalization of trusts, free public education and a number of other social reforms commonly associated with the political left.
Unlike our neo-Stalinist buddies, we cannot allow words to mean whatever we feel they should mean, nor can we arbitrarly change definitions to suit a political agenda.
A neo-Stalinists is a Nazi is a Brown Shirt is a feminist is a liberal.
I could really use some help down here in the language war.
NAZI = National German Socialist Workers Party
Every political party I've ever seen that calls itself "socialist workers" is far left-wing.
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