Skip to comments.16 Bumperstickers you'll never see in Berkeley, California
Posted on 05/06/2002 9:04:32 PM PDT by Monti Cello
In the spirit of mean-spirited liberalism, have a little fun flipping over the leftist boilerplate with some 21st century automotive sloganeering!
IM A LAW-ABIDING GUN OWNER
YOU CAN THANK ME LATER
THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY:
WHERE IDIOCY MEETS POWER
AN ENVIRONMENTALIST ON THE HIGHWAY
IS A PREACHER IN A WHOREHOUSE
FEED THE WORLD WITH
WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!
LEFTISTS ARE ANTI-CAPITALISM, ANTI-DEFENSE AND ANTI-FREEDOM
BUT NEVER ACCUSE THEM OF BEING ANTI-AMERICAN
COULD 100 MILLION MURDERED
PEASANTS ALL BE WRONG?
HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR
WATCH OUT FOR LEFTISTS DRIVING
THEYVE GOT A HUGE BLIND SPOT
CLITORECTOMIZE BIN LADEN
KEEP YOUR MORALS OFF MY PAYCHECK!
SUPPORT CHOICE IN CHARITY
END THE WELFARE STATE NOW
HONK IF YOURE AN ENVIRONMENTALIST
I COULD USE A GOOD LAUGH
(youd have to be crazy to use this one!)
THANK BILL CLINTON
FOR THE CHINESE NUKES
POINTED AT YOUR CHILDREN
ALASKA: LETS DRILL IT!
HITLER WAS A SOCIALIST
ABORTIONS NO BIG DEAL
EXCEPT FOR ALL THE DEAD BODIES
I Pledge Allegiance To the Flag of the United States...
It's always been one of my favorites.
"AFTER ALL THE TREE'S ARE GONE !!!!!
I WILL WIPE MY A$$ WITH THE SPOTTED OWL"
"Dual Air Bags"
I almost wrecked my car.
My apologies to all who will be offended; These are really in bad taste!
If they get reparations, I want a slave!
If we new they'd be this much trouble, we'd have picked our own damn cotton!
I BRAKE FOR ANIMALS - THEN I KILL THEM, EAT THEM, AND WEAR THEIR FUR
A pre-Chernobyl bumper sticker: MORE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN KILLED IN SENATOR KENNEDY'S CAR THAN IN ALL THE NUCLEAR POWER PLANT ACCIDENTS IN HISTORY
Popular bumper sticker following the Andes crash of the rugby team that resorted to cannibalism to stay alive: RUGBY PLAYERS EAT THEIR OWN DEAD
THANK YOU JERRY...
FOR FINALLY DYING!
Believe it or not, I'm sometimes confused with Jerry's bass player (who now is also dead).
Seriously. I've even received fan e-mail. Maybe all that pot-smoking isn't so harmless after all. <|:)~
We'll log the other planets later.
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