HUMOR BREAK - Cows and Politics..........

David C. Osborne (Private E-mail) ^ | UNKNOWN | UNKNOWN

[davidosborne]

We all need a humor break every now and then..

God Bless America !!

David

[davidosborne]

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David

[RedBloodedAmerican]

What about PETA people?

[wwjdn]

Humor is always needed...

[jimtorr]

May I play?

A CALIFORNIA FARMER: You have two cows. Animal rights maniacs burn down your barn. PETA sues you for cruelty. The Sierra Club sues you for water pollution from the storm run-off from your farm.

[CWRWinger]

PETA people and PETA cows fall under the Indian Corporation catagory.

[Still Thinking]

PETA: You file suit in federal court accusing yourself of factory farming and speciesism. You let the coes sleep in your bed, leaving no room for yourself, although you wouldn't mind sleeping with the cows. You make money from a contract with Ben & Jerry's until the cows decide to quit giving milk, go on moo-fare, and spend all day watching Springer. Then the cows starve to death, and you blame the Republican administration.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

LOL Hey don't give them any ideas!

[Slings and Arrows]

A minor correction:

ISRAELI CORPORATION: You have two cows. Palestinian terrorists try to steal the cows and fail, getting badly gored in the process. They then claim that the cows were the aggressors.

[bobsatwork]

You got the American Democrat all wrong. Try this:
I have two cows. I impose huge taxes on all working people, so they can't afford to buy cows. I use the tax money to give free cows to non-workers, who then vote for my re-election.
Regards

[Khepera]

Anti Republican... very funny

[BlueLancer]

FREEPER Farmer: I døn't øwn nø cøws, but I dø have twø Møøses ... er, Meese ... er, Møøsad ...

And øne øf them bit my sister and ate all øf her cheese.

[Still Thinking]

ROSIE O'DONUT: "I'm not a real cow; but I do play one on TV."

[RedBloodedAmerican]

HAR!! Thanks for the laugh!

[Inge_CAV]

"You got the American Democrat all wrong. Try this: I have two cows. I impose huge taxes on all working people, so they can't afford to buy cows. I use the tax money to give free cows to non-workers, who then vote for my re-election."

Very good! Each day is getting closer to that being the actual truth.

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[ElectricStrawberry]

Bump for the humor

Reminded me that I ran out of bag balm a few days ago.

[Still Thinking]

TYPICAL SHEEPLE: "I'm dumber than a cow, and always vote Democrat, so I can be trated like the livestock I am."

[Inge_CAV]

Dims like to be fleeced and think we should too. The Heck with im.

[E.G.C.]

BTTT!!!!!!

[Flyer]

AN AMERICAN GUN OWNER: You have two cows. They will get your cows when they pry them from your cold, dead hands.