[Still Thinking]

PETA: You file suit in federal court accusing yourself of factory farming and speciesism. You let the coes sleep in your bed, leaving no room for yourself, although you wouldn't mind sleeping with the cows. You make money from a contract with Ben & Jerry's until the cows decide to quit giving milk, go on moo-fare, and spend all day watching Springer. Then the cows starve to death, and you blame the Republican administration.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

LOL Hey don't give them any ideas!