HUMOR BREAK - Cows and Politics..........

David C. Osborne (Private E-mail) ^ | UNKNOWN | UNKNOWN

[WillaJohns]

"Here's the Enron version of venture capitalism: 'You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholders who sell the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.'" - Austin American-Statesman editorial, 1/19/02

[NorseWood]

Got Milk?

[I still care]

I know this isn't funny, but for me a Republican cow is more like this.

You have two cows. When you finally sell one of them, out of the goodness of your heart you give something to your neighbor, who truly has a need. No one has to force you or tax you to do it.

Then you take it off on your taxes.

[BlueLancer]

see #12

[gwmoore]

ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks, David, that is the best I have seen in a while on here.

Keep the Faith for Freedom

MAY GOD BLESS AND PROTECT THIS HONORABLE REPUBLIC

Greg

[Endeavor]

Hey David, thanks for the grin. Hope all is well with you.

[Salvation]

Thanks for this post. I have seen it before but wanted to send to someone. Now I can!

[mtngrl@vrwc]

I would like to be put ON your ping list, please. :~D

[C210N]

A NEW YORK CORPORATION: You have fifteen million cows. You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick some fat cow from Arkansas.

[Inge_CAV]

"A NEW YORK CORPORATION: You have fifteen million cows. You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick some fat cow from Arkansas."

A hillary cow, jumps the fence to mate with the neighbor's ugly bull. Has an even uglier calf and gives no milk. Produces lots of methane gas and manure but blessed by lefties and the epa.

[Lady GOP]

cute david thnx

[davidosborne]

we can all use a little humor every now I then..

David

[Lady GOP]

Sent it to some friends. Have a great day.

PS.
Those little girls are adorable!

[Khepera]

Just remember that the war against males by the nazi feminists started out as humor. Man bashing is now more than a joke.

[uglybiker]

Møøsad ...

The biggest fear of all radical Muslims hiding out in Canada. To be captured and interrogated by the dreaded Møøsad.

[davidosborne]

An oldy but goody bump.. looking for more "COW" lines...

Thanks to all of you that contributed to this list..

David

[skr]

WEST PALM BEACH VOTER: You have two cows. You name them Chad and Dimple and count the days until they produce a cALf. And count...and count...and count...

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

(^: Thanks for the happy thread, david. One of my favorite FR jokes:

Man hears a knock at the door, opens it, sees a snail at his feet, picks up the snail and throws it.

5 years later....

Man hears a knock at the door, opens it. Snail says, "what was that all about!"

(^;

[Orion]

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT: You have two cows, and everyone wants to know if they are real.

[swheats]

Thanks, very funny.