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An oldy but goody bump.. looking for more "COW" lines...

Thanks to all of you that contributed to this list..

David

36 posted on 06/15/2002 5:24:37 PM PDT by davidosborne

To: davidosborne

(^: Thanks for the happy thread, david. One of my favorite FR jokes:

Man hears a knock at the door, opens it, sees a snail at his feet, picks up the snail and throws it.

5 years later....

Man hears a knock at the door, opens it. Snail says, "what was that all about!"

(^;

38 posted on 06/15/2002 6:47:31 PM PDT by Ragtime Cowgirl

To: davidosborne

A DEGENERES CORPORATION: You have two cows and no bull. You artificially insemenate one then the other runs off.

45 posted on 06/15/2002 8:59:43 PM PDT by Lower55

To: davidosborne

A HECHE CORPORATION: You have two cows. One eats the other, but it runs off anyway.

48 posted on 06/15/2002 9:01:48 PM PDT by Lower55

To: davidosborne

Thanks for the ping- see#47.

50 posted on 06/15/2002 9:03:06 PM PDT by mafree

To: davidosborne

A BARNEY FRANKS CORPORATION: You have one steer.

51 posted on 06/15/2002 9:07:59 PM PDT by Lower55

To: davidosborne

AN ALEC BALDWIN CORPORATION: You have one cow. She can't act either.

53 posted on 06/15/2002 9:20:28 PM PDT by Lower55

To: davidosborne

A JEFFREY DAHMER CORPORATIN: You and your partner have one steer. You slaughter him and eat him. You now have one steer.

54 posted on 06/15/2002 9:24:30 PM PDT by Lower55

To: davidosborne

BTTT!!!!!!

56 posted on 06/16/2002 5:03:46 AM PDT by E.G.C.

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