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Darth Sidious Proposes Marriage To His Girlfriend Lisa!
theforce.net ^ | 11/20/01 | Darth Sidious

Posted on 11/20/2001 11:51:17 AM PST by lowbridge

I'm Chris Knight And I'm Here To Rescue You!
Tue, Nov 20, 01 07:00:00 PM EST

And now, a special message from one of TheForce.net staff:

Dear Lisa,

Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

When my belief was broken, He sent you... and you taught me anew the joy of a childlike faith.
When hope seemed shattered, you gave me a smile... and the light in your eyes spurred me on to go the distance.

When I debated whether there really could be such a thing as pure love in this world, you came into my life... and the matter was forever settled in my heart.

You've taught me how to live again, to enjoy this sacred gift to its fullest. And now, more than anything else, I would choose to share this gift with you.

We have been served by Christ as His bride. And I thank Him that of all the guys in this world, I might serve Him together with you... and serve you as my own precious bride.

-- Chris



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To: lowbridge
Chris will soon learn that the only thing worse than being married is not being married.
81 posted on 11/20/2001 12:31:44 PM PST by curmudgeonII
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To: ouroboros
It could have been worse.

I'm not sure how though.

83 posted on 11/20/2001 12:31:58 PM PST by AppyPappy
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To: ouroboros
Alright, now that's disturbing.

No no no no.... See #77.

Dang, I really botched the set-up for posting those!


84 posted on 11/20/2001 12:32:23 PM PST by Sabertooth
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To: diotima
He's talking about the sword.
86 posted on 11/20/2001 12:32:43 PM PST by AppyPappy
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To: Lazamataz
You and lowbridge.

NO NO NO, I mean you and Lisa.

Yessir, I'll be the Man Who Came To Dinner....and wouldn't leave. :-)

87 posted on 11/20/2001 12:32:51 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: one_particular_harbour
How about you lovebirds getting a room. We are trying to hold a bachelor party here.
88 posted on 11/20/2001 12:33:24 PM PST by AppyPappy
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To: one_particular_harbour
I don't know, does yours smell like cucumbers?
89 posted on 11/20/2001 12:33:38 PM PST by francisandbeans
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To: Sabertooth
Thank god. That's the most horrific thing I've seen in quite some time.

The first couple of pics were bad but the mock light saber fight there really takes it over the edge. I don't even want to talk about the group pic with the saber over the head.

I'm gonna have to drink for a week straight to recover.

90 posted on 11/20/2001 12:34:41 PM PST by Bikers4Bush
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To: AppyPappy
I'm talking about that sword too...;^)
91 posted on 11/20/2001 12:34:52 PM PST by diotima
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To: one_particular_harbour
Do you work a night shift? Are we married to the same woman and don't know it?

Aw Jeez!

You guys didn't fall for that Husbands-in-law crap did you?

92 posted on 11/20/2001 12:35:57 PM PST by N. Theknow
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93 posted on 11/20/2001 12:37:03 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: diotima; Darth Sidious
I know...let me set the record straight.

Serious now. Marriage is wonderful. Marrying my wife is the best thing that ever happenned to me. If I had to do it all over again, I would have taken 36 valium with a Boones Farm chaser at age 9.

94 posted on 11/20/2001 12:37:34 PM PST by francisandbeans
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To: diotima
I think its kind of cool.

You couldn't possibly be serious.

Thats quite a saber.....

I have no retort for that that isn't either cliche or wildly inappropriate.

95 posted on 11/20/2001 12:37:50 PM PST by ouroboros
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To: AppyPappy
LOLMy sentiments exactly!
96 posted on 11/20/2001 12:37:54 PM PST by AmishDude
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To: one_particular_harbour
My tool COULD use some more treatment...

Always keep it lubricated. Tools last longer when well oiled. The more you use a tool, the better it works -- and the more proficient you are at using it. Tools should never be placed anyplace too cold. Make sure to store your tool in a warm, dark place on a regular basis.

97 posted on 11/20/2001 12:40:17 PM PST by Lazamataz
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To: lowbridge
Chris, YOU ROCK!! (Big rock, it looks like!) How incomparably romantique...
98 posted on 11/20/2001 12:41:26 PM PST by dandelion
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To: AppyPappy
We are trying to hold a bachelor party here.

I believe it's called a "wake".

99 posted on 11/20/2001 12:41:38 PM PST by AmishDude
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To: Lazamataz
Tools should never be placed anyplace too cold. Make sure to store your tool in a warm, dark place on a regular basis.

Thanks for this post, Laz. I had always heard that you suppossed to keep your tool in a cool dry place.

Explains why they won't let me take the tour of the city morgue anymore.

100 posted on 11/20/2001 12:42:40 PM PST by francisandbeans
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