Posted on 09/17/2024 10:16:46 AM PDT by Ahithophel
Paging all terrorists!
Thousands of Hezbollah terrorists were injured in southern Lebanon on Tuesday when their new pagers all simultaneously exploded — causing horrifying burns to their groins and hands as the devices detonated on their belts and in their pockets.
Lebanese officials said 2,800 people were injured and eight killed in what Hezbollah officials claimed was a hacking attack by Israel.
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Half an ounce? Likely a larger phone.
LOL!
My guess is Mossad, monitoring Hezbollah communications of all types, found out Hezbo was going to buy 3,000 pagers and distribute them to their fellow terrorists.
Mossad “options” are:
1. make up 3,000 identical pagers and insert tiny bomb in them and then return all to sender
2. bribe seller of pagers 1 million to let Israel install bombs in their pagers.
3. Mossad figured out how to make them heat up and explode via Mossad sending blow up instructions to them.
Something triggered the battery in a way that it was unhappy.
I can picture how this would be filmed:
Two Mossad agents are sitting in an office, mulling ways to make Hezbollah lives nasty, brutish and short. A third agent enters with the news that they all carry pagers. The two agents turn toward each other, with a knowing look and a broadening smile.
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How many blew up in the White House?
trump needs to hire the Mossad to protect him instead of counting on the Secret Service.
Spyware implanted that cycled the battery in a manner that it overheated and exploded.
People keep them on a belt clip. Hence groin.
They got a call when the pager was about to expose. So they were looking at it and holding it in their hand. Hence hand and face.
“Three shall be the count...”
“ the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife.”...1Samuel 18:27”
Next the king gave the foreskins to the best leather worker in the kingdom with instructions to make something to commemorate the victory.
After 90 days the leather worker came back and handed the king a tiny wallet. “This is it!?”, yelled the king. “1000 foreskins and you give me a little wallet?!”
The leather worker shrugged and said “well, if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase.”
Told to me in Hebrew school by my buddy Zach when we were 12, so it must be true.
Two of my cell phones failed due to overheated batteries. I’m glad neither one exploded.
Now I have two questions:
1. Did the Hezbo leader, Nasrallah, have one of those phones?
2. Do groin injuries disqualify terrorists for the virgins in Paradise?
Probably made in China.
Yeah, it's a big improvement over the exploding packages they relied on back in their early days.
A pager is usually carried in a pocket or on a belt. Machmood be walking funny for a few months.
Bkmk
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