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Posted on 10/04/2022 5:36:24 PM PDT by lightman
In a swanky back room at the Lackawanna Station Hotel in Scranton, Pa., President Biden sits across from Senate candidate John Fetterman...
Biden chimes in, “How’s the campaign going, kid?”
“It’s not about kicking balls in the authority you know.”
“Just like Strom Thurmond used to say. Where is Strom by the way? Strom?” Biden looks around frantically for the politician who died in 2003.
“Problem is this whole crime . . . uh, thing. Just because I said a few times that I want to release half of murderers from jail, this fancy Oz says I’m not (using air quotes) prioritizing public safety. That I’m not tough enough.”
“Are you kidding me? Not tough,” Biden chuckles. “Look at you, you’re massive. If you weren’t white I’d say you could still be playing football.”
...
“I know it, John, my dad used to say to me... Joey, crime fighting starts with you, that why on weekends we’d head down to the Puerto Rican pool hall and crack some skulls, just as a warning.
“What did you use, chains, Mr. President?”
“No, John, that was just at the swimming pool when I dealt with Corn Pop. Dad liked to use a baseball bat with a long rusty nail poking through it, and I was pretty handy with Chinese throwing stars in those days. These were some bad hombres, Jack.”
“Nice.”
....
A long thoughtful silence ensues, until Biden again chimes in.
“We should get some throwing stars, ooh and ice cream. I’ll ask.”
“Ask who?”
“I don’t know, whoever gives me these note cards that tell me when to sit down.”
...
Biden leans in and squints before whispering, “You’re tough, John, the toughest, not a joke! We are the best the Democrats have to offer to the country!”
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hoping everyone is watching Tony Bobulinski on Tucker for substantial news:
4 Oct: Fox News: Tony Bobulinski tells Tucker Carlson Joe Biden was ‘chairman’ of Hunter Biden’s overseas business dealings
Bobulinski’s interview will air on Tuesday’s ‘Tucker Carlson Tonight’
by Brian Flood
https://www.foxnews.com/media/tony-bobulinski-tucker-carlson-joe-biden-chairman-hunter-biden-overseas-business-dealings
“Two flew over the coocoos nest 2021” in theaters soon.
That makes him Puerto Rican, politically.
“I see what you’re saying, Mr. President, I have to show these voters who the real tough guy is. You know, I once vandalized a storefront in my own city as mayor. You think Oz with his expensive loafers, shiny suits and New Jersey mansions and his performing cardiothoracic surgery woulda done that?”
Sounds about right.
The best O-man-who-lives-in-the-basement-of-my-White-House
Today’s Democrats are not fit or qualified or leaders.
Just very determined.
If Joetato ever said that to Fetterman it might be the first time he told the truth. They would certainly be the best representatives of their constituents. Dumb and evil.
It would be kinda funny watching the sign language guy break down.
It would make as much sense as someone talking to a dog.. 🤓
Beavis and Butthead
Yeah, but did any of those dog faced pony soldiers kick balls into the authority?
This is wonderful, very funny! But it does point out something I’ve been wondering about: how can average Democrat voters just shrug and vote for people who are clearly seriously damaged and incapable even of conducting ordinary conversations or performing routine functions, let alone engaging in anything that requires serious thought or demands some level of physical activity?
Biden can barely walk in a straight line or find his way around a room, and the same is true of Fetterman (who looks like Frankenstein’s monster and wears a hoodie to cover up a huge growth on the back of his neck).
Yet Dem voters just go on blithely voting for them, which if nothing else shows that they know that they’re just voting for a kind of symbolic Dem who will actually be controlled by other people (who never have to show their faces, state their ideas or honestly run for election).
“Can I sniff that lump on the back of your head?”
Such a dialogue would make a nice SNL type skit.
Almost snorted 100 proof vodka!
Glad “almost” only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
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