No Rabbits. No Hats. (Larry Schweikart Twitter thread)

Twitter ^ | 10/18/2020 | By Larry Schweikart

[Lazamataz]

1. So consider this: when the DemoKKKrats started planning their strategy--I'm guessing in March or April--they still thought they would lose. They knew Biteme was incompetent, even in the confusion of the China Virus.
   
   
2. They probably thought, "OK, we'll squirrel him away, keep him out of public sight, and let Kampuchea handle the load."
   
   Mistake #1. She was an instant bomb, and was actually worse than Demented Perv Biteme.
   
   
3. At the same time, they thought they could use the Vote By Mail (VBM) scheme to extend voting way past Nov. 3.
   
   While I don't think they seriously believed this, some of them no doubt thought they could drag it past Dec. 13.
   
   I think some lawyers finally did some 'splainin.
   
   
4. So initially (again, I'm guessing April/May) their plan was to VBM the hell out of the system then string it along with the complicity of the Blue Govs.
   
   
5. Enter the GOP and the courts.
   
   
6. This was squashed faster than a Milli Vanilli reunion tour.
   
   
7. Moreover, the wizards of smart in the DNC failed to grasp that if they scare the oldsters to death and have them VBM, they won't have anyone voting on election day.
   
   
8. But wait! It gets even better!
   
   Because they have "pre-voted" (like pre-boarding an airplane. As George Carlin says, how do you "pre-board?"), ALL OF THEIR VOTES ARE TALLIED EARLY. They will be the first ones on the board on election day.
   
   
9. Moreover, people have been watching these come in for months. Nate Cohnhole has been breathlessly watching the numbers rise, failing to understand it's like a 440 meter race with staggered starts. The GOP "lane" is mostly on ED. Yeah, it "looks" like the outside lane is ahead.
   
   
10. Here's my point: THIS IS ALL PUBLIC. ALL DISCUSSED. ALL KNOWN.
    
    The DemoKKKrats have no hats from which to pull rabbits on election day.
    
    
11. This nullifies another of their poorly thought-out strategy of VBM, namely to claim fraud.
    
    
12. Even for their most disingenuous hacks, it will be pretty hard to claim fraud when only 3% of the DemoKKKrat ballots are still outstanding and they are losing by 5%.
    
    
13. It will be a case of, "Even if we say ALL the outstanding ballots are for Biteme, he still loses."
    
    
14. So whatever quidspickel genius in the DNC dreamed up this particular scam, he should be Robespierred.
    
    
15. And, perhaps juciest of all, the very nature of reporting, even by the punkpidgels at CNN, MSNBC, and Faux, will be to report what is HAPPENING.
    
    
16. You know what's going to be happening on election day?
    
    Republicans are going to be voting.
    
    Pretty much ONLY Republicans are going to be voting. Overwhelmingly Republicans are going to be voting.
    
    
17. It will be near impossible for any Hoax News org NOT to report that, no matter how they spin it. The momentum is going to build on election day that the GOP tidal wave has come. "We never expected this!"
    
    
18. It will be made manifest in so many states, in so many races, that it will be impossible NOT to call these states for Trump. (POSTER'S NOTE: I believe Larry is mistaken here. I believe they will call states for Biden, despite the actual numbers. They lie outright these days.)
    
    They can look forlornly at 1/2% outstanding absentee ballots that amount to 5,000 or to Trump's 180,000 lead, or 400,000 lead.
    
    
19. This is so delicious. They not only screwed their candidate with a moronic strategy that makes Minion's "ORCA" look like a good idea, but they screwed their post-election day strategy AND their media election day strategy.
    
    
20. As per 10/11 court cases so far, they have to stop counting no later than Nov. 6. They gave the Rs time to mount court challenges and, equally important,
    
    WHAT HAVE YOU NOT BEEN HEARING ABOUT?
    
    
21. Amy Coney Barrett.
    
    Why? Cuz she is going to be confirmed and they can't stop it, and ANY of these cases that gets to the USSC after Nov. 3 on an expedited basis will get squashed faster than Cubans in Grenada.
    
    
22. I'm telling you, if they thought Cankles' campaign was a cluster you-know-what, the post-mortems on this one will see DemoKKKrat strategists exiled to horror spots . . .
    
    like Macon, Georgia, or Bullhead City, Arizona.
    
    
23. It's a beautiful thing.
    
    

[Lazamataz]

Hey Lar, couldn’t link your animated gif, but found it again outside the Twitter sphere of oppression. Did a pretty good job matching it. :)

[Lazamataz]

Ping

[trublu]

Nine months ago, the Democrats were CERTAIN that impeachment would be the club they used to beat Trump.

It is telling that you hardly ever hear them say the word “impeachment” anymore.

[IncPen]

All true.

But logic like this never stopped an Antifa’rally’...

[mewzilla]

I think in my neck of the woods they might have solved the early voting issue. Offer previously impossible to get free WuFlu quick testing to any and all just to time to make sure you’re locked up for election day if you test positive.

If we have a sudden rash of positives, be interesting to see what percentage are Republican.

[\/\/ayne]

They must not have tested Kamala Harris's voice and demeanor because they grate on people.

Yes, it's true: Democrats are making America grate again.

[Nabron]

Voting absentee is one thing, voting by mail is another. Different instructions, etc. We’re already seeing record numbers of ballot rejections, and it’s going to get worse. This could turn into a blowout because people can’t follow directions lol. Winning is winning, though; I’ll take it.

[CIB-173RDABN]

It is telling that you hardly ever hear them say the word “impeachment” anymore.

—
Because IMPEACHMENT = HUNTER BIDEN

[taterjay]

I think they have known all along they would lose and so they threw all in on Biden because he was the oldest and least effective and will sooon be forgotten.

I also think even though they know they would lose they also know they had nothing to lose and so they would throw everything they have just in case it would change the tide. Plus they have early voting, harvesting strategies they have been refining for years.

JUst my feeling, but I think Nancy and the oldsters of the Dem party will be swept away next.

[SteveH]

red china could still cause an incident in taiwan

[philippa]

Does this mean on election night we will see an initial wave of Democrat votes, because the VBM has already been counted?

[MayflowerMadam]

A question about “conceding”. There’s a lot of discussion most years over whether the loser should have conceded or not.

Gore conceded, but then changed his mind and it was a big deal.
Obama told PIAPS to concede, and everyone waited for that.
Didn’t Nixon concede to Kennedy, even though he knew there was fraud?

Now PIAPS is telling Traitor Joe not to concede under any circumstances.

Is a loser’s concession required by law to make a winner official? Can’t the obvious winner just say, “Screw you. I won. Concede if you want, but I don’t care.”?

[norwaypinesavage]

Thanks Laz,
The Twittme link has already been pulled. You beat it! (no sarcasm intended)

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

So, let’s get out there and encourage Dems to submit their mail-in ballots!
That way, WE will know how many votes it will take to win the election...legitimately.

[ClearCase_guy]

Stacy Abrams never conceded her race in GA. It just made her look ridiculous.

[VA is for Freepers]

Only two things to watch: Polls shutdown due to COVID. Secretary of States. Bush v Gore was not decided by Supreme Court. They just honored the Florida Secretary of State. I do not know what the breakdown of D and R Secretary of States in swing states, but it does make a huge difference if it is not a total blowout.

[MayflowerMadam]

Oh, yeah. Abrams still believes she’s governon. LOL!

But concessions isn’t a requirement, right? It’s just courtesy...?

[Freee-dame]

The fear that polls will not be accessible to voters on Nov 3 is why I voted early for the first time ever. Could it be that Dem governors are keeping their own economies from recovering so they can have an excuse to close polls on Nov 3?

[Lazamataz]

red china could still cause an incident in taiwan

All that would do is add 3 points to Trump's election totals.