The Court Of Master Sommeliers Will No Longer Use The Word 'Master' When Referring To People [Let Us Eliminate 'Master' to Soothe the WOKE!]

Delish.Com ^ | 06/23/2020 | Alexis Morillo

[SES1066]

The Court of Master Sommeliers is getting rid of the word "master" in common practice. It's typical for master sommeliers to be referred to as "Master" followed by their last name, but the prestigious wine organization is changing that in an attempt to make the wine industry more inclusive.

>>> How many other 'masters' need to be eliminated to satisfy these purblind fanatics?

[ml/nj]

What if you're a really good chess-player?

ML/NJ

[dfwgator]

Better ban Depeche Mode, too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsvfofcIE1Q

[Army Air Corps]

Sooooooo, Frankenstein movies will have to be redubbed for every instance of Igor saying, “Yes, Master.”

[Fedora]

In that case, it depends on whether you’re playing the white pieces or the black pieces. If you’re playing the black pieces, you can say, “Master,” otherwise it’s considered “the M word”.

[aquila48]

So what about the Masters golf tournament.

Has the change of that been scheduled yet?

[TChad]

Cancel! Cancel! Cancel!

[Jamestown1630]

Master Gardener? A lot of people work for and are proud of that title, and do good work in their communities.

[xp38]

It’s almost as if the Sith are behind all this.

[frogjerk]

Retarded, in the truest sense of the word.

[SES1066]

Does that include master/slave in computers?

That train left the station YEARS AGO. Los Angeles County banned this use in 2003 as offensive. Personally, I find their tolerance acceptance to be quite niggardly, but I won't say that out loud anywhere!

[xp38]

I only have a Bachelors so I’m safe for now. :)

[larryjohnson]

Well there’s my masters degree. Not bragging, in fact I always thought I was master of none and not even a jack of all trades. Well I don’t know jack,

[EvilOverlord]

“The issue is never the issue. The issue is the revolution.”

Any issue will do.

[MrChips]

What do I call my Masters in History?

[Army Air Corps]

Bingo.

[SES1066]

How about Master Locks?

You missed the obvious, 'master key'!

[SharpRightTurn]

“It’s typical for master sommeliers to be referred to as “Master” followed by their last name, but the prestigious wine organization is changing that in an attempt to make the wine industry more inclusive.”

Yes, it’s a mental disorder.

[Oneanddone]

will I have to replace my master cylinder?

[SkyDancer]

Huh. Guess I have old books; better toss them.

[SES1066]

What do I call my Masters in History?

Oh, come on, I'm not the stand-up comedian, write your own joke(s)!