i doubt the boy HAS any balls... UN GOTS UN GHOUL 
Posted on 03/15/2019 6:13:28 PM PDT by a little elbow grease
‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’
--- This Beto O’Rourke Poem Is Beyond Belief
Beto O’Rourke’s recently unearthed membership in the hacking group “Cult of the Dead Cow” may not have included the “edgiest sorts of hacking activity,” but it did, apparently, include writing murder fantasies and exceptionally bad poetry.
Writing under the now-exposed pseudonym “Psychedelic Warlord,” a teen-aged O’Rourke appears to be the author of a poem titled “The Song of the Cow,” published in 1988 by “cDc (Cult of the Dead Cow) communications.” “I need a butt-shine,” the poem begins … and it really all just goes downhill from there:
I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.
The poem, for better or for worse, has been preserved forever by the Google Wayback Machine as a part of the group’s former website, cultdeadcow.com.
Here’s a screengrab of the entire poem:
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
Call him Beano, not Beto.
“I despise Beta, but this is a waste of time. I’m sure no one here said, wrote, or did any really stupid shit when they were a kid. The same can be said for MOST criticisms of presidential candidates for at least the last 20 years.”
How many people keep utter garbage like this around for years and put it on their HACKING website? Yeah, you do it or say it as a teen, but turn a different direction soon there after.
You caught a lot of big fish with that lyrical net.
Beto would take it as is, thinking it was all some great, grand declaration. “I know just what you mean, Man!”
Robert Francis sounds like a real-life version of “Dwayne” in the movie “Annie Hall.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGPcSd7DDLk
Hell, half the people on this site have written wacky stuff. See it in almost every thread. That said, bahahaha beto!
Our politicians are truly pathetic. Seriously. It’s scary.
i doubt the boy HAS any balls... UN GOTS UN GHOUL
FWIW,
I think I could have an entire conversation using lyrics from Neil Young songs. I might have to add some Tull or Morrison depending on how things go.
The trick is keeping it relative.
Thank you, FR laureate... nothing is too deep for you to capture.
LOL! Oh yeah ladies get some! He must know the leader of GWAR passed away and he has a better chance at that if he fits the costume.
It looks like somebody had some juicy oppo research they’ve been holding onto until Beta announced his candidacy. So how come Ted Cruz’ staff couldn’t find this stuff? Republicans don’t know how to aim for the groin like Democrats do. The next question is “which Dem candidate had this graphic ode at the ready for Beta’s big announcement?
Anybody still doubting he was/is a ‘tweaker’?
(Uppers, stimulants, meth)
ROFL
Notice how “Cow” is always capitalized?
He was part of the country’s oldest group of hackers, Cult of the Dead Cow.
“Catch my fall” by Billy Idol
“Wax my balls” by Beto O’Rourke
Just think, Nancy Pelosi, SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE in Congress wants 16 year old's to VOTE~~~.
WOULD YOU SAY THAT IS ‘TEENAGE SILLINESS? Just wondering!!!!
What in der Fuqqity Fuq? So he was in a CRIMINAL hacking “cult” and wrote weird bestiality poems and suggested ABOLISHING MONEY?
This is just uncovered now?
Add Ted Cruz’s oppo researchers to the list of people that need to be fffffffing fired and never hired again.
And poor Silvestre Reyes’ as well (the incumbent rat Beta beat in the 2012 primary for US House).
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