"Hi, Cows ! Wax my ass ! Scrub my balls !"
Posted on 03/15/2019 6:13:28 PM PDT by a little elbow grease
‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’
--- This Beto O’Rourke Poem Is Beyond Belief
Beto O’Rourke’s recently unearthed membership in the hacking group “Cult of the Dead Cow” may not have included the “edgiest sorts of hacking activity,” but it did, apparently, include writing murder fantasies and exceptionally bad poetry.
Writing under the now-exposed pseudonym “Psychedelic Warlord,” a teen-aged O’Rourke appears to be the author of a poem titled “The Song of the Cow,” published in 1988 by “cDc (Cult of the Dead Cow) communications.” “I need a butt-shine,” the poem begins … and it really all just goes downhill from there:
I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.
The poem, for better or for worse, has been preserved forever by the Google Wayback Machine as a part of the group’s former website, cultdeadcow.com.
Here’s a screengrab of the entire poem:
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
"Hi, Cows ! Wax my ass ! Scrub my balls !"
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Maybe .. "Buff my Balls, Take my Calls"
;-)
Wax on,wax off. Wax on,wax off.
He was about 16.
“I’m sure no one here said, wrote, or did any really stupid shit when they were a kid.”
Yes, but most of our stupid stuff aligns with a boring sameness.
That is just plain weird. And we are not running for president and presenting ourselves as a messiah born to govern all.
This will be part of Bozo O’Rourke’s acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention in Milwaukee.
A total Marxist State Media creation. Just another Progressive loser with the MSM beating the drums for him.
Irish Bob was soooooo edgy!!!
Dear Beto,
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Tell them to make way for the Cripple Creek Fairy and your’e not just Out on the Weekend like a Lost little Girl.
Don’t let them bring you down. Your’e a Child in time not Lazy or Paranoid. Some may say your’e Thick as a Brick but we know what Words are for.
An Eminence Front for a 20th Century Man that can take us on the Road to Nowhere. You could be Wrong or you could be right.
Your Lust for life and Sympathy for the Devil will help us Carry On (OK, that is weak) Kansas?.
Dear Beto,
We know Your’e Born to be Wild but don’t be a Heartbreaker, Gimme Shelter Ten years after. Be that Spirit in the Sky.
Rock on.
By Bill Clinton
LOL!!
Say goodnight, Robert Francis.
Dork.
Yes, even at age 16 he was an obscene, snarky narcissist.
Trash, pure trash.
He sounds like he’s practiced at getting his burro buffed.
Listening to Chris Salcedo. He is reading Wall Street Journal on Beto. Soooooo much more, than people know. I encourage all to find that story. I can’t.
BeanO O’Rourke has quite the theme song...Wax my balls, Scrub my ass. Mooo.
This would make a great debate question.
Beto, what does this mean? . . . . .
Beto will need to explain to AOC why his Ode to the Cow does not conflict with her GND requirement to kill all the cows.
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