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‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’-- (Francis O'Rourke's Brilliant Poem)
dailycaller.com ^ | 3/15/19 | Scott Morefield

Posted on 03/15/2019 6:13:28 PM PDT by a little elbow grease

‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’

--- This Beto O’Rourke Poem Is Beyond Belief

Beto O’Rourke’s recently unearthed membership in the hacking group “Cult of the Dead Cow” may not have included the “edgiest sorts of hacking activity,” but it did, apparently, include writing murder fantasies and exceptionally bad poetry.

Writing under the now-exposed pseudonym “Psychedelic Warlord,” a teen-aged O’Rourke appears to be the author of a poem titled “The Song of the Cow,” published in 1988 by “cDc (Cult of the Dead Cow) communications.” “I need a butt-shine,” the poem begins … and it really all just goes downhill from there:

I need a butt-shine,

Right now

You are holy,

Oh, sacred Cow

I thirst for you,

Provide Milk.

Buff my balls,

Love the Cow,

Good fortune for those that do.

Love me, breathe my feet,

The Cow has risen.

Wax my ass,

Scrub my balls.

The Cow has risen,

Provide Milk.

The poem, for better or for worse, has been preserved forever by the Google Wayback Machine as a part of the group’s former website, cultdeadcow.com.

Here’s a screengrab of the entire poem:

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To: a little elbow grease; Impy; BillyBoy; NFHale; GOPsterinMA; LS; dp0622; SunkenCiv; ...

"Hi, Cows ! Wax my ass ! Scrub my balls !"

81 posted on 03/15/2019 7:03:59 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj ("It's Slappin' Time !")
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To: Pearls Before Swine
I wonder if “Buff my Balls” would be an acceptable screen name

___________

Maybe .. "Buff my Balls, Take my Calls"

;-)

82 posted on 03/15/2019 7:05:42 PM PDT by a little elbow grease (... to err is human, to admit it divine ...)
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To: a little elbow grease

Wax on,wax off. Wax on,wax off.


83 posted on 03/15/2019 7:13:15 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: a little elbow grease

He was about 16.


84 posted on 03/15/2019 7:13:58 PM PDT by TChad
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To: TheZMan

“I’m sure no one here said, wrote, or did any really stupid shit when they were a kid.”

Yes, but most of our stupid stuff aligns with a boring sameness.

That is just plain weird. And we are not running for president and presenting ourselves as a messiah born to govern all.


85 posted on 03/15/2019 7:15:35 PM PDT by odawg
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To: a little elbow grease

This will be part of Bozo O’Rourke’s acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention in Milwaukee.


86 posted on 03/15/2019 7:16:10 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (President Trump is right! The media IS the enemy of the people!)
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To: a little elbow grease

A total Marxist State Media creation. Just another Progressive loser with the MSM beating the drums for him.


87 posted on 03/15/2019 7:19:47 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Start using cash and checks or the elite class and bankers will make "cashless" the norm.)
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To: a little elbow grease

Irish Bob was soooooo edgy!!!


88 posted on 03/15/2019 7:21:50 PM PDT by Teacher317 (We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men)
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To: lee martell

Dear Beto,

Shine on you crazy diamond.

Tell them to make way for the Cripple Creek Fairy and your’e not just Out on the Weekend like a Lost little Girl.

Don’t let them bring you down. Your’e a Child in time not Lazy or Paranoid. Some may say your’e Thick as a Brick but we know what Words are for.

An Eminence Front for a 20th Century Man that can take us on the Road to Nowhere. You could be Wrong or you could be right.

Your Lust for life and Sympathy for the Devil will help us Carry On (OK, that is weak) Kansas?.

Dear Beto,

We know Your’e Born to be Wild but don’t be a Heartbreaker, Gimme Shelter Ten years after. Be that Spirit in the Sky.

Rock on.


89 posted on 03/15/2019 7:26:48 PM PDT by Zeneta
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To: a little elbow grease
This isn't all Beto O'Rourke wrote. At the age of 15, he wrote a short story, a "murder fantasy," about running down 2 children in a car: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/beto-orourke-wrote-murder-fantasy-children-was-part-of-famed-hacking-group-report He also has radical positions on abortion, including abortion on demand to birth. In 2017, he co-sponsored H.R. 1322 that would have removed most federal and state regulations on abortion. This guy is not only weird, he's scary.
90 posted on 03/15/2019 7:28:31 PM PDT by Southnsoul
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To: a little elbow grease
"Wax My Balls, Hold My Calls"

By Bill Clinton

91 posted on 03/15/2019 7:29:21 PM PDT by Enterprise
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To: fieldmarshaldj

LOL!!


92 posted on 03/15/2019 7:32:20 PM PDT by Enterprise
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To: a little elbow grease

Say goodnight, Robert Francis.

Dork.


93 posted on 03/15/2019 7:33:19 PM PDT by simpson96
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To: TChad

Yes, even at age 16 he was an obscene, snarky narcissist.

Trash, pure trash.


94 posted on 03/15/2019 7:36:19 PM PDT by RooRoobird20 (She will "Democrats haven't been this angry since Republicans freed the slaves” a)
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To: a little elbow grease

He sounds like he’s practiced at getting his burro buffed.


95 posted on 03/15/2019 7:39:04 PM PDT by Kickaha (See the glory...of the royal scam)
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To: a little elbow grease

Listening to Chris Salcedo. He is reading Wall Street Journal on Beto. Soooooo much more, than people know. I encourage all to find that story. I can’t.


96 posted on 03/15/2019 7:43:15 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (0bama's agenda�Divide and conquer seems to be working.?)
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To: a little elbow grease
Can you imagine what the comedians of the 60s would have done with this material 😂😂😂
97 posted on 03/15/2019 7:45:17 PM PDT by JonPreston (If you think we're treated badly now wait untill we're disarmed.)
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To: a little elbow grease

BeanO O’Rourke has quite the theme song...Wax my balls, Scrub my ass. Mooo.


98 posted on 03/15/2019 7:47:10 PM PDT by Beagle8U (Lil Debby Slobbercow is Michigan's NPC.)
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To: a little elbow grease

This would make a great debate question.

Beto, what does this mean? . . . . .


99 posted on 03/15/2019 7:47:12 PM PDT by anton
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To: a little elbow grease

Beto will need to explain to AOC why his Ode to the Cow does not conflict with her GND requirement to kill all the cows.


100 posted on 03/15/2019 7:48:10 PM PDT by JGPhila
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