Skip to comments.‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’-- (Francis O'Rourke's Brilliant Poem)
Posted on 03/15/2019 6:13:28 PM PDT by a little elbow grease
Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls
--- This Beto ORourke Poem Is Beyond Belief
Beto ORourkes recently unearthed membership in the hacking group Cult of the Dead Cow may not have included the edgiest sorts of hacking activity, but it did, apparently, include writing murder fantasies and exceptionally bad poetry.
Writing under the now-exposed pseudonym Psychedelic Warlord, a teen-aged ORourke appears to be the author of a poem titled The Song of the Cow, published in 1988 by cDc (Cult of the Dead Cow) communications. I need a butt-shine, the poem begins and it really all just goes downhill from there:
I need a butt-shine,
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
The poem, for better or for worse, has been preserved forever by the Google Wayback Machine as a part of the groups former website, cultdeadcow.com.
Heres a screengrab of the entire poem:
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
So... can we conclude that this guy is a distraction?
Sounds like Vogon poetry.
Good thing nobody from Black Sabbath has ever gone into politics. I recall some of their lyrics.
Same with Deep Purple.
Obama's was better.
Francis O'Dork's is 'udderly' awful.
Just wait til AOC finds out this freak of nature is worshiping cows she is gonna have a COW
Meme material for sure!
He worshiped a DEAD cow ... so Sandy Ocasio would probably be OK with that.
Hmmmm......... when I was 16 I never wrote about running over children in a car.
O'Rourke --- As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the accelerator pedal on the floor until I heard the crashing of the two children on the hood, and then the sharp cry of pain from one of the two. I was so fascinated for a moment, that when after I had stopped my vehicle, I just sat in a daze, sweet visions filling my head," O'Rourke wrote.
Yup, Robert Francis is to white and privileged.
Yeah but if that dead cow is dead because he was chopped up for meat she wont be happy
Sign materiel too.
Then go watch AOC dance at B.U. --- quite hot.
At least their lyrics are better than Beto’s attempted poetry...
You can bet your arse that it will be milked...
This brings to mind the flawed, but visionary film Idiocracy.
“Just wait til AOC finds out this freak of nature is worshiping cows she is gonna have a COW”
Beto, you are a madman! Like when you stole that cow and your friends tried to make it with that cow...
Beto's campaign slogan,
'Buff My Balls and Take My Calls'
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