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SATIRE Kermit Gosnell To Attend State Of The Union As Pelosi's Special Guest
babylonbee ^

Posted on 02/05/2019 2:18:42 PM PST by Sub-Driver

Kermit Gosnell To Attend State Of The Union As Pelosi's Special Guest

February 5th, 2019

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Notorious serial killer and champion of women's rights Kermit Gosnell is set to attend Trump's State of the Union address this evening as Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's special guest, sources confirmed Tuesday.

Gosnell is serving life in prison but was let out at Pelosi's request to attend the event. The House Speaker stated she wanted a guest who could stand for reproductive healthcare and women's rights during Trump's speech. She called the move a "powerful statement" against those who would infringe on a woman's right to choose.

"Bringing this brave man along to the State of the Union sends a powerful message to the anti-choice bigots," Pelosi said in a press conference. "When state law forbade him from aborting late-term infants, he did so anyway. He is a strong, brave freedom fighter who was simply ahead of his time."

"We Democrats are just now catching up to him when it comes to late-term and post-birth abortion policies," she added.

Gosnell is to be seated next to Planned Parenthood's president, Leana Wen.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; notnews; satire
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To: fungoking
I do love me some Babylon Bee 😂
41 posted on 02/05/2019 3:01:17 PM PST by weston (As far s I'm concerned, it's Christ or nothing)
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To: Sub-Driver

Trump should invite a newborn baby and say, “I invited this beautiful child here only because there are enough Republicans to defend her from the Democrats.”


42 posted on 02/05/2019 3:04:03 PM PST by Steve_Seattle
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To: Sub-Driver

File this as “Fake but accurate!”


43 posted on 02/05/2019 3:08:30 PM PST by SES1066 (Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
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To: Sub-Driver

Keep digging, DEATH PARTY!

Keep digging!


44 posted on 02/05/2019 3:14:55 PM PST by Taxman (We will never be a truly free people so long as we have the income tax and the IRS.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Abyss beneath abyss of evil.


45 posted on 02/05/2019 3:15:34 PM PST by Hartmann
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To: Sub-Driver

Time for a new opera: Bluebeard’s Castle v. 2, with Kermit Gosnell as Bluebeard, and instead of dead wives you have dead babies.

Nancy Pelosi can take a post-performance bow.


46 posted on 02/05/2019 3:25:06 PM PST by Hartmann
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To: Sub-Driver

What astonishes me is that she DIDN’T invite him.


47 posted on 02/05/2019 3:26:03 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Capitalism produces EVERYTHING Socialists/Communists/Democratic-Socialists wish to "redistribute.")
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To: Sub-Driver

How the hell does Pelosi have the power & authority to ‘let him out of prison’-—for any reason?

Trump will hit on this, I hope.

Does this woman have a single brain cell that is working.????


48 posted on 02/05/2019 3:27:47 PM PST by ridesthemiles
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To: Quality_Not_Quantity

“”Because there is an element truth in all humor.””

Nothing humorous there at all.


49 posted on 02/05/2019 3:31:21 PM PST by Thank You Rush
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To: Salamander

Neither was Mengele......


50 posted on 02/05/2019 3:32:09 PM PST by DickBrannigan ("And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!")
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To: Sub-Driver

OMG! I ALMOST fell for it!


51 posted on 02/05/2019 3:33:45 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin ( "Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?")
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To: Sub-Driver

Hell be sitting propped up next to RBG


52 posted on 02/05/2019 3:36:19 PM PST by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: Sub-Driver

Levine just read this on his show. LOL!


53 posted on 02/05/2019 3:40:02 PM PST by lizma2
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To: Sub-Driver

I just had a thought. Does Pelosi have to sit right behind Trump tonight? So we can watch her face the whole time? This ought to be good... lol


54 posted on 02/05/2019 3:40:17 PM PST by Openurmind
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To: ridesthemiles

It’s a joke.


55 posted on 02/05/2019 4:10:07 PM PST by MayflowerMadam (Jeremiah 1:5 - "Before I formed thee ... I knew thee.")
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To: Sub-Driver

I’m kind of surprised Rep Tlaib didn’t invite Khalid Sheikh Mohammed out of Gitmo.


56 posted on 02/05/2019 4:15:44 PM PST by JohnBovenmyer (Waiting for the tweets to hatch!)
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To: Sub-Driver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTTsY-oz6Go


57 posted on 02/05/2019 5:08:56 PM PST by BTerclinger (MAGA)
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To: Sub-Driver

WHOOPS!

Missed the “SATIRE” notice.

Gosnell in in prison serving three life terms!

But, keep digging DEATH Party!

Keep digging!


58 posted on 02/05/2019 6:44:16 PM PST by Taxman (We will never be a truly free people so long as we have the income tax and the IRS.)
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To: golux

You sound a half quart low on humor fluid.


59 posted on 02/05/2019 8:06:34 PM PST by BipolarBob (Does Elizabeth Warren use Walter Reed Hospital or the Indian Hospital on the reservation?)
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To: Sub-Driver

And Trump nailed Pelosi and the rest with his comments on abortion and babies - made in God’s image....epic speech that there was no sane or logical rebuttal to...we opted to not watch the Dem circus after the tasteful and impeccable guests of the President...


60 posted on 02/06/2019 3:19:34 AM PST by trebb (Don't howl about illegal leeches while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
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