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SATIRE Kermit Gosnell To Attend State Of The Union As Pelosi's Special Guest
babylonbee ^
Posted on 02/05/2019 2:18:42 PM PST by Sub-Driver
Kermit Gosnell To Attend State Of The Union As Pelosi's Special Guest
February 5th, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Notorious serial killer and champion of women's rights Kermit Gosnell is set to attend Trump's State of the Union address this evening as Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's special guest, sources confirmed Tuesday.
Gosnell is serving life in prison but was let out at Pelosi's request to attend the event. The House Speaker stated she wanted a guest who could stand for reproductive healthcare and women's rights during Trump's speech. She called the move a "powerful statement" against those who would infringe on a woman's right to choose.
"Bringing this brave man along to the State of the Union sends a powerful message to the anti-choice bigots," Pelosi said in a press conference. "When state law forbade him from aborting late-term infants, he did so anyway. He is a strong, brave freedom fighter who was simply ahead of his time."
"We Democrats are just now catching up to him when it comes to late-term and post-birth abortion policies," she added.
Gosnell is to be seated next to Planned Parenthood's president, Leana Wen.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; notnews; satire
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Close.............
To: Sub-Driver
It can’t be easy to come up with satirical items about today’s Democrat party.
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posted on
02/05/2019 2:19:36 PM PST
by
Junk Silver
("It's a little hard to herd people onto trains when they're shooting at you." SirLurkedalot)
To: Sub-Driver
Only because King Herod was unavailable.
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posted on
02/05/2019 2:20:14 PM PST
by
Salamander
(Death makes angels of us all, and give us wings where we once had shoulders, smooth as ravens' claws)
To: Sub-Driver
Ya Got Me!!
I believed it for a few seconds!
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posted on
02/05/2019 2:21:04 PM PST
by
marktwain
(President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries.)
To: Sub-Driver
To: Sub-Driver
Glad to see from the “Bee”...
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posted on
02/05/2019 2:23:43 PM PST
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
To: marktwain
Because with Nancy Pelosi it’s believable.
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posted on
02/05/2019 2:23:55 PM PST
by
SuperSonic
(If I had a dog it would look like the one Obama ate!)
To: Sub-Driver
I have to learn to see what the source is for these threads. BabylonBee is sounding truer all the time!
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posted on
02/05/2019 2:24:38 PM PST
by
Pilgrim's Progress
(http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
To: Sub-Driver
If Kermit is not available, Gov. Gosnell (Ralph Northam) is still around.
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posted on
02/05/2019 2:24:47 PM PST
by
Qiviut
(McCain & Obama's Legacy in two words: DONALD TRUMP!)
To: Sub-Driver
Excellent satire!
Perhaps the GOP side should allow the Dems and extra invitee, if they make it Ralph Northam.
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posted on
02/05/2019 2:25:39 PM PST
by
Seaplaner
(Never give in-never, never,never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. Winston Churchill)
To: Sub-Driver; hellinahandcart
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posted on
02/05/2019 2:25:45 PM PST
by
sauropod
(Yield to sin, and experience chastening and sorrow; yield to God, and experience joy and blessing.)
To: Sub-Driver
Good work. Wish we had a like button.
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posted on
02/05/2019 2:26:23 PM PST
by
OKSooner
(Whichever one you already have, go buy the other one and then you'll have both.)
To: Sub-Driver
Why do we have to endure these “semi-satire / satire / just messing with you”
stories?
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posted on
02/05/2019 2:26:43 PM PST
by
golux
To: Sub-Driver
I wasn’t the least bit shocked
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posted on
02/05/2019 2:27:08 PM PST
by
albie
To: Sub-Driver
OK, Babylon Bee you had me going for a moment! LOL.
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posted on
02/05/2019 2:28:05 PM PST
by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: Sub-Driver
She would if she could but she can’t so she won’t.................
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posted on
02/05/2019 2:28:32 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: golux
Why do we have to endure these “semi-satire / satire / just messing with you” stories?Because there is an element truth in all humor.
To: Sub-Driver
Didn’t give it a second thought till I got down into the comments and figured out it was satire.
That is how low the proglibs have sunk...
.
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posted on
02/05/2019 2:30:08 PM PST
by
TLI
( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
To: Quality_Not_Quantity
Sen Patty Murray has invited the grandchildren of Dr Josef Mengele.
To: Sub-Driver
Excellent. Babylon Bee hit this on the head.
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posted on
02/05/2019 2:31:39 PM PST
by
gattaca
("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
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