Posted on 04/26/2018 1:58:32 PM PDT by rktman
Just when you thought the radical environmental movement could not possibly get any stranger, another absurdity comes along. A few years ago, Professor Elizabeth Stephens at U.C. Santa Cruz published something she called the Ecosex Manifesto. She encouraged her art students to have sex with the Earth. This involved tree hugging and licking, writhing in the mud, and many other bizarre behaviors.
Now Professor Sarah Ensor at the University of Michigan is fully embracing this and has proposed that people start erotic relations with plants. She believes that environmentalism cannot fully develop without these "relationships."
These people seem to have a fondness for trees. I suggest they focus on conifers, also known as Gymnosperms, for their naked seeds. I wonder if they hope their ideas will take root and germinate into another new branch of academia. I suspect, however, they will remain little more than a splinter group.
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It truly is a mental disease.
That man was so wooden he suffered from Dutch elm disease.
These days, it appears that they don't really know anything.
Gives “raping the earth” a much more literal meaning.
Now, let me introduce you to my new gf. Yes, a prickly pear cactus. Owww!
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Isn’t there a song, “Poison Ivy”?
Can a tree give consent?
Maybe the earth would view this as aggressive sexual harassment or rape?
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Didn’t the early pioneers Plow The Earth?
But they were white men.
(I better stop before the mods pull my posts. Oh wait. Don't hit send. Don....
Now that puts a new perspective on “getting a woodie” doesn’t it?
You’d have to be nucking futs to do that.
She caused a lot of trouble for Batman.
‘The FR Pun Police are sending in the ninjas.’
kinda gives one a woody...
Apparently, she’s in love with a cucumber, or something.
Chapman: Yes, you can't beat wood. Gorn.
Idle: What's gone, dear?
Chapman: Nothing, nothing -- just like the word, it gives me confidence. Gorn. Gorn -- it's got a sort of *woody* quality about it. Gorn. Go-o-orn. Much better than 'newspaper' or 'litter bin'.
Cleveland: Ugh! Frightful words!
Idle: Perfectly dreadful!
Chapman: 'Newspaper' -- 'litter bin' -- 'litter bin' -- dreadful *tinny* sort of word.
Cleveland: *screams*
I volunteer to shove a pine tree up her ass and see if it gets her pregnant.
Laz would hit that. Like a deranged woodpecker.
Get some tweezers - pull the splinters out.
Then hit it again.
Can't wait until a redwood takes an environmentalist to court for barking up the wrong tree.
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