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Bill Clinton and James Patterson co-writing a thriller
Yahoo News ^ | 5/8/2017 | Hillel Italie

Posted on 05/08/2017 11:57:11 AM PDT by antidemoncrat

The former president and the best-selling novelist are collaborating on a thriller, "The President is Missing," to come out June 2018 as an unusual joint release from rival publishers — Alfred A. Knopf and Little, Brown and Co.

(Excerpt) Read more at yahoo.com ...


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KEYWORDS: billclinton; jamespatterson; searchworks
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They must be detailing the history of the Obama presidency.
1 posted on 05/08/2017 11:57:12 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: antidemoncrat

Some jokes write themselves.


2 posted on 05/08/2017 11:57:55 AM PDT by PetroniusMaximus
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To: PetroniusMaximus

Hillary got selected, and .....


3 posted on 05/08/2017 11:59:13 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true, I have no proof, but they're true.)
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To: antidemoncrat

I predict a busty intern in a tight fitting dress plays a pivotal role in the plot. Perhaps she gives the president a cigar or something.


4 posted on 05/08/2017 11:59:43 AM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: LostInBayport

She’s a Russian agent, I tells ya!


5 posted on 05/08/2017 12:04:42 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: antidemoncrat

“An, James, we gotta make sure there’s LOTS a sex in this thing. Ah mean, ah want this President ta be bonin’ every hot chick that comes in there, see? And some a them chicks that ain’t so hot. Ah think we need some oral at the end of every chapter, ya know?”

“Fine, Mr. President, we can spice it up a little, but we need to focus on the murder plot. We can’t have every chapter filled with sexual interludes.”

“...an’ some teens. What dya think about maybe his kink is younger?? Would it be ok if some a them girls were maybe 17, 17 and a half? Maybe an intern or something. Maybe even wearin’ her school uniform! Whoa, this is gettin’ good!”

“Let’s get back to our plot line. Mr. President, you’re getting off track...”


6 posted on 05/08/2017 12:04:48 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Yaelle

What does Bill always say to Hillary after having sex?

“I’ll be home in a half hour, Sweetie.”


7 posted on 05/08/2017 12:08:49 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: LostInBayport

“In the Oral Office.” Would be a great “typo”, especially with Bill Clinton associated to the book.


8 posted on 05/08/2017 12:09:19 PM PDT by PJBankard
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To: antidemoncrat

Likely banging some intern. Clinton would know a lot about that.


9 posted on 05/08/2017 12:09:23 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: antidemoncrat

So, in other words, James Patterson is writing a thriller.


10 posted on 05/08/2017 12:10:47 PM PDT by jalisco555 ("In a Time of Universal Deceit Telling the Truth Is a Revolutionary Act" - George Orwell)
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What's the upside for Patterson?

Seriously.

Does HRC has some files on Patterson from past youthful indiscretions?

Or does he like "pizza" too much???

11 posted on 05/08/2017 12:10:50 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: antidemoncrat

Opinion:

Patterson writing a new book.

Clinton set to get more than half the royalties...


12 posted on 05/08/2017 12:14:02 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Happy days are here again!)
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To: LostInBayport

Bwahahhhahahaha!!!! You win the internet today with that post!!!


13 posted on 05/08/2017 12:14:07 PM PDT by ColdOne ((I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11~ Best Election Ever!)
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To: Calvin Locke

Throw in Ft Marcy Park and make it about a serial killer.


14 posted on 05/08/2017 12:15:00 PM PDT by RW_Whacko (RW_WHACKO)
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To: Responsibility2nd

LOL!


15 posted on 05/08/2017 12:15:07 PM PDT by ColdOne ((I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11~ Best Election Ever!)
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To: RW_Whacko
GMTA
16 posted on 05/08/2017 12:17:13 PM PDT by kosciusko51
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To: antidemoncrat

Title: How I Spotted The Girl In The Blue Dress


17 posted on 05/08/2017 12:17:43 PM PDT by ArtDodger
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To: Yaelle

“Can we have the intern wear a beret? That would be awesome. It’d be kinda like bangin’ a French girl. Man, this is great stuff!”


18 posted on 05/08/2017 12:22:14 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: antidemoncrat

Maybe it’s about a black waiter that serves them coffee & eventually rises in power then faked his birth certificate and became the worst President in history.


19 posted on 05/08/2017 12:30:52 PM PDT by Vic S
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To: Army Air Corps
“Can we have the intern wear a beret? That would be awesome. It’d be kinda like bangin’ a French girl. Man, this is great stuff!”


20 posted on 05/08/2017 12:31:45 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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