“An, James, we gotta make sure there’s LOTS a sex in this thing. Ah mean, ah want this President ta be bonin’ every hot chick that comes in there, see? And some a them chicks that ain’t so hot. Ah think we need some oral at the end of every chapter, ya know?”
“Fine, Mr. President, we can spice it up a little, but we need to focus on the murder plot. We can’t have every chapter filled with sexual interludes.”
“...an’ some teens. What dya think about maybe his kink is younger?? Would it be ok if some a them girls were maybe 17, 17 and a half? Maybe an intern or something. Maybe even wearin’ her school uniform! Whoa, this is gettin’ good!”
“Let’s get back to our plot line. Mr. President, you’re getting off track...”
What does Bill always say to Hillary after having sex?
“I’ll be home in a half hour, Sweetie.”
“Can we have the intern wear a beret? That would be awesome. It’d be kinda like bangin’ a French girl. Man, this is great stuff!”
“Mr. President, we’re still on the first chapter, and we really need to move along.”
“Sure, sure, but can we put some twins in there? Yannow, for, uh, plot development. I got it, they’re Russian spies sent to seduce me. I mean, the character.”