Posted on 05/08/2017 11:57:11 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
The former president and the best-selling novelist are collaborating on a thriller, "The President is Missing," to come out June 2018 as an unusual joint release from rival publishers — Alfred A. Knopf and Little, Brown and Co.
(Excerpt) Read more at yahoo.com ...
Some jokes write themselves.
Hillary got selected, and .....
I predict a busty intern in a tight fitting dress plays a pivotal role in the plot. Perhaps she gives the president a cigar or something.
She’s a Russian agent, I tells ya!
“An, James, we gotta make sure there’s LOTS a sex in this thing. Ah mean, ah want this President ta be bonin’ every hot chick that comes in there, see? And some a them chicks that ain’t so hot. Ah think we need some oral at the end of every chapter, ya know?”
“Fine, Mr. President, we can spice it up a little, but we need to focus on the murder plot. We can’t have every chapter filled with sexual interludes.”
“...an’ some teens. What dya think about maybe his kink is younger?? Would it be ok if some a them girls were maybe 17, 17 and a half? Maybe an intern or something. Maybe even wearin’ her school uniform! Whoa, this is gettin’ good!”
“Let’s get back to our plot line. Mr. President, you’re getting off track...”
What does Bill always say to Hillary after having sex?
“I’ll be home in a half hour, Sweetie.”
“In the Oral Office.” Would be a great “typo”, especially with Bill Clinton associated to the book.
Likely banging some intern. Clinton would know a lot about that.
So, in other words, James Patterson is writing a thriller.
Seriously.
Does HRC has some files on Patterson from past youthful indiscretions?
Or does he like "pizza" too much???
Opinion:
Patterson writing a new book.
Clinton set to get more than half the royalties...
Bwahahhhahahaha!!!! You win the internet today with that post!!!
Throw in Ft Marcy Park and make it about a serial killer.
LOL!
Title: How I Spotted The Girl In The Blue Dress
“Can we have the intern wear a beret? That would be awesome. It’d be kinda like bangin’ a French girl. Man, this is great stuff!”
Maybe it’s about a black waiter that serves them coffee & eventually rises in power then faked his birth certificate and became the worst President in history.
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