He's not missing...he just ditched his Secret Service detail!
Some jokes write themselves.
I predict a busty intern in a tight fitting dress plays a pivotal role in the plot. Perhaps she gives the president a cigar or something.
“An, James, we gotta make sure there’s LOTS a sex in this thing. Ah mean, ah want this President ta be bonin’ every hot chick that comes in there, see? And some a them chicks that ain’t so hot. Ah think we need some oral at the end of every chapter, ya know?”
“Fine, Mr. President, we can spice it up a little, but we need to focus on the murder plot. We can’t have every chapter filled with sexual interludes.”
“...an’ some teens. What dya think about maybe his kink is younger?? Would it be ok if some a them girls were maybe 17, 17 and a half? Maybe an intern or something. Maybe even wearin’ her school uniform! Whoa, this is gettin’ good!”
“Let’s get back to our plot line. Mr. President, you’re getting off track...”
Likely banging some intern. Clinton would know a lot about that.
So, in other words, James Patterson is writing a thriller.
Seriously.
Does HRC has some files on Patterson from past youthful indiscretions?
Or does he like "pizza" too much???
Opinion:
Patterson writing a new book.
Clinton set to get more than half the royalties...
Title: How I Spotted The Girl In The Blue Dress
Maybe it’s about a black waiter that serves them coffee & eventually rises in power then faked his birth certificate and became the worst President in history.
He's not missing...he just ditched his Secret Service detail!
How to conquer women in three easy steps.
I wonder how much of it will take place in Fort Marcy Park?
Writing fiction? Juanita’s rapist has been spouting fiction for over 50 years.
Didn’t we hear about two weeks ago that Bill was on his deathbed? Nothing but fake news everywhere - conservative websites as well. I’m sick and tired of it.