Posted on 05/03/2017 1:24:27 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Its almost as if she was having a good time.
Montana Fishburne, daughter of famed actor Laurence Fishburne has been through the DUI protocol before and bragged about it to a Florida Highway patrol officer on the side of an interstate on March 11, oustide Fort Lauderdale.
Actor Laurence Fishbourne is reportedly estranged from his wayward daughter. Image: Shutterstock.
The video shows an intoxicated Fishurne playing it up in front of the cameras and waving around her high-heel shoes while being pulled over for drunk driving.
Im not tripping, Im a f****** ratchet, Montana told trooper Juan Pinzon in footage that was obtained by the Daily Mail.
Scantily clad and feeling no pain, Fishburne, who is also notable for being an ex-porn star, refused to listen to the officers instruction and performed a series of tests she felt appropriate for the situation given her vast experience.
When Pinzons reaction grew from mild stunned amusement to frustration, Fishurne switched gears and pulled the Trump-card to garner sympathy.
In the situation were going through with Donald Trump, Fishburne says, as a Latino American to another Latino American, I would appreciate if you could show me the exercise correctly so I can do it correctly.
That would make me feel better because I really dont like the political situation in America.
Dash cam screenshot.
Of course, her nonsensical plea (including the fact that theres no evidence to say Fishburne is Latino) did nothing to sway Pinzon who maintained his composure throughout Fishburnes next act peeing on the street.
It looks like reality caught up with Fishburne as her mug shot taken after the arrest shows bloodshot, watery eyes. Image source: Daily Mail.
I really need to pee, Fishburne said while lifting her dress.
And I will pee right here on your car. Thats not a problem. I just need to sit down.
Fishburne can be seen making a beeline toward the guard rail while the troopers asks whats she is doing. She then nimbly climbs over, pulls down her panties and squats.
Is that OK, can I pee? Fishburne asked.
Well, youre already doing it,Pinzon responded.
To her credit, Fishurne was not belligerent or hostile and remained amicable towards the officer, even as she tried to charm him into letting her go.
Cant you just escort me home? she asked the officer according to video obtained but not shared by the Daily Mail.
No maam, thats not how we do it, Pinzon says.
In Los Angeles, thats exactly what they do, Fishburne says. Come on, Im not that drunk. Were right by my house.
At one point, Pinzon wiped the bottom of her feet of street debris and lectured her on her dangerous behavior before driving her to perform a breathalyzer, the Mail reported.
Never a dull moment in the life of a law enforcement officer.
As for Fishurne, she has a troubled past and was once arrested for prostitution in 2009. She was also charged with battery plus false imprisonment in 2010 when she allegedly entered the home of her boyfriends ex, and wailed upon her in the bathroom, the Mail reported.
Fishburne who is quite stunning has created a social media following, and according to reports craves the limelight. Hopefully, she can get her act together and get the help she needs.
Can’t hang anymore. Got the diabetus. take a shot, drink a beer slowly and that’s about it. Went toe to toe with a South African of Scottish lineage once.What I remember of it was fun. (which is to say, nearly nothing.)
CC
These are the same Hollywierdos who lecture us on how to live our lives and raise our kids.
Good Story!
I have partied w Brits and Aussies w much the same penalty to pay days after (but the worst was the Greek Merchant Marines and a bunch of very closely watched Russian Sailors, next day my head wanted to explode if an ant tripped over a dust mite 20 feet from me)
Old now... learned many lessons, only had to chew my arm off once, good thing God gave us 3 arms, am I right or am I right?
(I don’t know cause I don’t remember which one I had to chew off)
Well, it started out with 84 pence beer. I can NOT remember the brand though. Then it got to depth charges..a shot glass full of single malt dropped into a pint. After a while we just dumped the single malt into the beer.
Last I remember it was about 2:45 in the morn. How I got to my room I will NEVER know.
That was in a town called Tighnabruach on the Cowal Peninsula in Scotland.
Depends on if your right handed or not.
I aint ever tried that again. They wanted to start some kind of drinkin game called crack the whip. I guess they get a rope and tie everyone together and drink. What happens if someone drops? I havent any idea. I denied the request to join the game and dont remember if they did it.
I know what depth charges are (cradles head in hands).
I think the evening in question was split between Jagermeister and then switched to bass ale. It was in college. Had a loft dorm, with a platform 9ft. up, couches and desks below. Got up there alright. Had to pee later. Forgot where I was and leapt into nothingness. woke up in midair. “holy sh” (BAM). laid there for a few minutes, went to the bathroom, took 4 aspirin and a big glass of water. Slept on the couch the rest of the night.
CC
ROF! I guess I aint the only fool then.
Good to be young and learn the hard way aint it?
It ain’t the outside that’s fugly, it’s the little critters crawling around inside her bits.
Yeah, it’s been a hoot- that’s for sure.
CC
If she worked for the Austin ethics office, she’d still have her job.
He was in Pee Wee’s Playhouse.
They’re what is termed a “trip-racial isolate group.” They’re scattered all up and down the east coast into the Appalachians with a few communities west of them. They tend to reside on state lines, there’s a story behind that. Other such groups would be Lumbee and mountain people called Melungeons, or “Ridgerunners” derogatorily. Some of the Lumbee have English surnames that were among the Lost Colony, so there’s a claim not just of native ancestry. The derogatory joke about them says they’re “Would-be’s.” Would be indian if they weren’t so black.
They all go back to colonial times, outcasts, outlaws, runaway indentured servants and runaway slaves, mixed with whichever tribes in the vicinity would have them. They tend to be on state lines in order to be able to jump jurisdiction quickly if necessary. That’s not just due to criminal tendencies, they’ve been pursued way back by state authorities. For instance, in Virginia, it was once illegal for mulattoes to own property so the state would take it. They’d flee into NC to get away from them.
These are very old communities, in other words, that do have indian ancestry as well as black and early settler ancestry. The ones around here have been mixed for so long that they look more Middle Eastern than anything else.
tri-racial
Personally, I got no problem with folks not wanting to be associated with American Blacks, at least what those words have come to mean...
He also played a good casino security analyst in the movie 21. The ending is priceless!
[He also played a street thug in a Charles Bronson movie, Death Wish II.]
Yes, tried to use a boom box for body armor.
“Now, you know what they say about big boots, right, Pee-Wee? Big boots...big feet!”
drewh, you described Sheila Jackson Lee!
Never saw the great movie Searching For Bobby Fischer? He plays the ‘potzer’ in Washington Park for encourages Josh to play aggressively
Or 21? The really good movie about the Blackjack counters from MIT? He’s the guy who oversees the casino card counting.
But the biggest movie role for me was Boyz N’ The Hood, where he is the ONLY father who actually takes responsibility for his offspring.
It is amazing what a LOT of makeup can do!!!
And an airbrushed photo!!!
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