Posted on 05/03/2017 1:24:27 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
It’s almost as if she was having a good time.
Montana Fishburne, daughter of famed actor Laurence Fishburne has been through the DUI protocol before and bragged about it to a Florida Highway patrol officer on the side of an interstate on March 11, oustide Fort Lauderdale.
Actor Laurence Fishbourne is reportedly estranged from his wayward daughter. Image: Shutterstock.
The video shows an intoxicated Fishurne playing it up in front of the cameras and waving around her high-heel shoes while being pulled over for drunk driving.
“I’m not tripping, I’m a f****** ratchet,” Montana told trooper Juan Pinzon in footage that was obtained by the Daily Mail.
Scantily clad and feeling no pain, Fishburne, who is also notable for being an ex-porn star, refused to listen to the officer’s instruction and performed a series of “tests” she felt appropriate for the situation given her vast experience.
When Pinzon’s reaction grew from mild stunned amusement to frustration, Fishurne switched gears and pulled the Trump-card to garner sympathy.
“In the situation we’re going through with Donald Trump,” Fishburne says, “as a Latino American to another Latino American, I would appreciate if you could show me the exercise correctly so I can do it correctly.
“That would make me feel better because I really don’t like the political situation in America.”
Dash cam screenshot.
Of course, her nonsensical plea (including the fact that there’s no evidence to say Fishburne is Latino) did nothing to sway Pinzon who maintained his composure throughout Fishburne’s next act — peeing on the street.
It looks like reality caught up with Fishburne as her mug shot taken after the arrest shows bloodshot, watery eyes. Image source: Daily Mail.
“I really need to pee,” Fishburne said while lifting her dress.
“And I will pee right here on your car. That’s not a problem. I just need to sit down.”
Fishburne can be seen making a beeline toward the guard rail while the troopers asks what’s she is doing. She then nimbly climbs over, pulls down her panties and squats.
“Is that OK, can I pee?” Fishburne asked.
“Well, you’re already doing it,”Pinzon responded.
To her credit, Fishurne was not belligerent or hostile and remained amicable towards the officer, even as she tried to charm him into letting her go.
“Can’t you just escort me home?” she asked the officer according to video obtained but not shared by the Daily Mail.
“No ma’am, that’s not how we do it,” Pinzon says.
“In Los Angeles, that’s exactly what they do,” Fishburne says. “Come on, I’m not that drunk. We’re right by my house.”
At one point, Pinzon wiped the bottom of her feet of street debris and lectured her on her dangerous behavior before driving her to perform a breathalyzer, the Mail reported.
Never a dull moment in the life of a law enforcement officer.
As for Fishurne, she has a troubled past and was once arrested for prostitution in 2009. She was also charged with battery plus false imprisonment in 2010 when she allegedly entered the home of her boyfriend’s ex, and wailed upon her in the bathroom, the Mail reported.
Fishburne who is quite stunning has created a social media following, and according to reports craves the limelight. Hopefully, she can get her act together and get the help she needs.
Oh, GMAFB. She be fugly.
He’s a black*ish guy who was in The Matrix..............
What I find strange is that she has no visible tattoos.
Fugly?
No.
Skank ‘ho?
Beyond a shadow of a doubt.
> “I’m a f****** ratchet”
If it can be posted here, what is a f****** ratchet?
Does anyone think they would’ve been able to walk away from the police far enough and over a rail to squat and pee?....Well, I gotta ride in that hack the rest of the night so ...Maybe.
He played ‘Clean’ in Apocalypse Now.
If she’s “Latin” then I’m Slavic.
Isn’t she Fishburne’s idiot porn actress daughter?
He was Cowboy Curtis on "Pee Wee's Playhouse."
They can be covered with make-up................
He was also in one of the best scenes ever in Apocalypse Now!
Lawrence Fishburne in Apocalypse Now - Helicopter Attack scene
Ratchet
A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she’s wrong.
Typical signs to beware of include, but are not limited to:
-owning a Blackberry
-BLARES anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper
-rowdily quotes “lyrics” from aforementioned artists
-has a weave reminiscent of a bird’s nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice
-wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8” heels (or higher, depending on how God-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber ‘round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing
-repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as “YOLO”, “swag”, “boost”, “beaking”, “doe”, “really”, “naw”, “actually”, “twerk”, “coaster”, “dagga”, etc., to make a valid statement when they speak
-have side bangs, despite having incredibly small-ass foreheads to support them
-are commonly overweight
and are mind-numbingly stupid; a safe assumption to make would be saying they’re uneducated (as if they could pass the 4th grade)
If spotted, please report to the authorities, notifying them that they are possible smack addicts, or potential, degenerate Chaka Khan look-alikes.
Imagine a woman that wears skinny clothes, bad looking heels & fishnet stalkings, blasts Drake or Waka off her phone, would go out of her way as to cop CD’s from these artists, has a bad hairdo, looks immensely disgusting as a human being, and would rather spend her time maintaining her looks, communicating among her folk, and being a jobless, gold-digging bum for the rest of her days, not even bothering to get herself a good shower, a paying career, and a effort to earn a diploma.
That, my comrades, is a ratchet.
God help us all. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ratchet
Apocalypse Now
The Matrix
Event Horizon
http://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000401/filmotype/actor?ref_=m_nmfm_1
I’ve seen that scene a 100 times, who is he? Navy, Army or VC?
Mulattoes...
Probably the most confused people I’ve ever encountered beginning with the black lady that told me she was Italian.
Right...
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