Posted on 05/23/2016 12:37:59 PM PDT by dvan
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
Sometimes you have to CAPS LOCK to keep from going insane.
You misspelled HUGE, here we spell it YUGE.
I need to put my beeber on stuned....
You forgot Mexico... they have a close southern border (arrested if you enter illegally) and a wide open northern border into the United States of America.. where they get billions of US dollars every year from illegals and legals who work here and send money back to families. Mexican government is afraid Trump is going to stop that money.. and I sure hope so.
Cuban border?
You forgot the teddy bear and soccer ball from Glenn Beck and Ted Cruz!
That about sums it up,
If you jump the fence at the White House and make it down the hall to the Oval Office, you get to go golfing with President Obama!
Isn’t America grand!
"What, WHAT?"
We all are disgusted at the lack of border enforcement. But it makes no sense to use North Korea, Iran, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, and Venezuela as a benchmark.
Is your argument that we should imitate the dictatorships of the world? Go do your homework and come back with comparisons to countries that are reasonably sane. They all deal with illegal immigrants more strictly than we do.
Oh, and get your cap lock key cleaned. I think it’s stuck.
lol. So true.
Yeah that’s about it
Trump’s team should see this.
Caps were appropriate.
Don’t listen to the FReepolice.
Perfect post.
To all of those whining and complaining about the form of this man’s post, please visit his home page and see what he has done for us and our wonderful country.
Thank you sir for your service.
If you cross the Canadian border, you get a double double and a pair of skates, eh?
It’s been around since 2011. I guess you are saying that since it has been around for the past 5 years it is no longer valid??????
Unbridled immigration/migration is only part of Obama’s harassment of America. Don’t forget arms for Vietnam, bearded users of ladies’ room listening while you go, money stolen from Zika funds for greenies, deleting “under God” from the pledge, deleting our Founders from the currency, taking eagles off the endangered list . . . and that’s not even counting the big stuff. These are just recent sticks in your eye.
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