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Posted on 05/23/2016 12:37:59 PM PDT by dvan

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,

SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,

FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,

SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,

A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON

BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU

PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: bordersecurity; capslock; chat; govt; immigration; liberalism; vanity
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To: dvan

Sometimes you have to CAPS LOCK to keep from going insane.


21 posted on 05/23/2016 1:00:12 PM PDT by joshua c (Please dont feed the liberals)
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To: dware

You misspelled HUGE, here we spell it YUGE.


22 posted on 05/23/2016 1:04:35 PM PDT by stockpirate (Flush Limbaigh a low information talk show host concerning Ted sCruz and Marco foamboy Rubio.)
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To: dware
What?!?!?! I think this may be HUGH and SERIES, but I can't tell over the volume!!!!

I need to put my beeber on stuned....

23 posted on 05/23/2016 1:05:30 PM PDT by rockabyebaby (We are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
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To: dvan

You forgot Mexico... they have a close southern border (arrested if you enter illegally) and a wide open northern border into the United States of America.. where they get billions of US dollars every year from illegals and legals who work here and send money back to families. Mexican government is afraid Trump is going to stop that money.. and I sure hope so.


24 posted on 05/23/2016 1:12:38 PM PDT by frnewsjunkie
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To: dvan

Cuban border?


25 posted on 05/23/2016 1:15:23 PM PDT by Idaho_Cowboy (Nationalism is power hunger tempered by self-deception. - George Orwell)
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To: dvan

You forgot the teddy bear and soccer ball from Glenn Beck and Ted Cruz!


26 posted on 05/23/2016 1:16:38 PM PDT by JudyinCanada
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To: dvan

That about sums it up,


27 posted on 05/23/2016 1:16:55 PM PDT by sneakers
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To: dvan

If you jump the fence at the White House and make it down the hall to the Oval Office, you get to go golfing with President Obama!

Isn’t America grand!


28 posted on 05/23/2016 1:18:05 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: dvan

"What, WHAT?"

29 posted on 05/23/2016 1:22:26 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: dvan

We all are disgusted at the lack of border enforcement. But it makes no sense to use North Korea, Iran, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, and Venezuela as a benchmark.

Is your argument that we should imitate the dictatorships of the world? Go do your homework and come back with comparisons to countries that are reasonably sane. They all deal with illegal immigrants more strictly than we do.

Oh, and get your cap lock key cleaned. I think it’s stuck.


30 posted on 05/23/2016 1:24:37 PM PDT by DesertRhino ("I want those feeble minded asses overthrown,,,")
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To: dware

lol. So true.


31 posted on 05/23/2016 1:27:31 PM PDT by GOP Poet
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To: dvan

Yeah that’s about it


32 posted on 05/23/2016 1:27:39 PM PDT by Bullish (Face it, insanity is just not presidential.)
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To: dvan

Trump’s team should see this.

Caps were appropriate.

Don’t listen to the FReepolice.

Perfect post.


33 posted on 05/23/2016 1:32:47 PM PDT by Eddie01
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34 posted on 05/23/2016 1:32:50 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: dvan
You could add even more emphasis by doing this at the beginning of your thread: <b><font size="8">
35 posted on 05/23/2016 1:42:32 PM PDT by Gamecock ( Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul...Matthew 10:28)
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To: dvan

To all of those whining and complaining about the form of this man’s post, please visit his home page and see what he has done for us and our wonderful country.
Thank you sir for your service.


36 posted on 05/23/2016 1:44:20 PM PDT by Purdue Pete
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37 posted on 05/23/2016 1:44:44 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (BREAKING.... Vulgarian Resistance begins attack on the GOPe Death Star.....)
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If you cross the Canadian border, you get a double double and a pair of skates, eh?


38 posted on 05/23/2016 2:11:55 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell (I've crossed the Rubicon -- God speed Donald Trump (just remember these are two different persons))
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To: Robert DeLong

It’s been around since 2011. I guess you are saying that since it has been around for the past 5 years it is no longer valid??????


39 posted on 05/23/2016 2:15:40 PM PDT by dirtymac (Now is the time for all good men (people) to come to the aid of their country!)
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To: dvan

Unbridled immigration/migration is only part of Obama’s harassment of America. Don’t forget arms for Vietnam, bearded users of ladies’ room listening while you go, money stolen from Zika funds for greenies, deleting “under God” from the pledge, deleting our Founders from the currency, taking eagles off the endangered list . . . and that’s not even counting the big stuff. These are just recent sticks in your eye.


40 posted on 05/23/2016 2:20:53 PM PDT by firebrand
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