Posted on 05/04/2016 8:57:11 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
He now has a whole lot of material for a bunch of The Worst of Rush Limbaugh shows, and he just keeps adding to it.
Hey CH hope all is well with you.
Huh? I think that is why I turned off Beck a few months ago. He speaks in what he considers spiritual code, as though he has some special revelation from God. In my mind, it's just wrong!
Bet anything that Heidi demanded he quit or she would spill the beans.
Reagan actually was in love with his wife. And never slept with his veep. Thought the veep might have been up for it.
I'm outta here. For whoever is interested: Trump will be on O'Reilly's show tonight at 8:00pm ET. The FNC tease says: "Trump to react to Kasich dropping out ( and being the last remaining GOP candidate) on The O'Reilly Factor tonight"
First caller: Yet another Cruz supporter.
Over and out...
Realville has turned into Jonestown
The media doesn’t want Trump. The media wants Trump. He flops more than a fish out of water.
Yup, listen to the Bushie/Cruz apologist for five minutes today. I want my five minutes back
That's the big story that's been ignored for a while now. And if the the FBI finally gets off the chain, it will be popcorn time.
Exactly! Perfectly put.
God must have changed his mind and didn’t tell Cruz or Beck.
I agree with another freeper that obviously Rush, despite a friendship with Trump, doesn’t like him. He doesn’t get it about Cruz, either. He was frosted when a friend admitted to him that he was so relieved that Cruz was out (as was I!)
This is a weird day to be a 20 year Rush listener!
I’m listening to Rush today, and he’s almost unlistenable.
His description of Cruz and Trump are so far off the mark it’s just downright painful.
Rush was flummoxed by Cruz. He bought Ted’s act hook line and sinker, and is still reeling over Ted’s withdrawal.
He just stated that Trump is not a Conservative, and doesn’t think like a Conservative.
With qualifications I might buy into that, but frankly a blanket statement like that is simply false.
Trump has all of Reagan’s platform within his own. He has added to it and the additions are also Conservative. So declaring Trump not a Conservative, means that Reagan wasn’t one either.
Address an individual policy, and I’ll entertain consideration.
Make a blanket statement, and you reveal yourself to be nothing more than a delusional Cruz stooge.
Rush is helpless right now.
“Planet Oxy”
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I love it!!
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