Posted on 04/27/2016 8:47:20 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
They make bigger ones.
Or, just put the Prevagen in that one and then you’ll remember all the rest.
I don’t know if there’s any truth to that article. Rush has stated over and over again that he never wanted children. But, maybe his wife was under some kind of delusion that he might change after marriage?
“Yet he wants someone to guide him through Congressional hurdles.”
That sounds like Newt.
If/When Trump is nominated then I will vote for him. Unless he’s caught with a live boy/dead girl type of thing....
Hell, if he could work in some type of homo scandal then that might make him more electable.
I’m joking. About the homo thing. I think.
LOL! I know. You paint a good picture *giggle*
We just have to do what we have been doing: hang in there and keep turning the crank! Sorta like that old Chinese proverb: What do you do before Enlightenment? Haul water and chop wood. What do you do after Enlightenment? Haul water and chop wood! LOL!
Could someone check to see if his pilot filed a flight plan that day and to where? or maybe he was a guest on another plane to hide the fact that he was there. Something really changed after that meeting.
Thanks; happy to assist.
Hectic day at the store.
Yes, thanks.
**** “He’s really been testing my patience and loyalty” ****
I started listening during the Clarence Thomas hearings and would search stations morning noon and night trying to hear what he said again... That was when I switched from Dem to Republican
Today, I just turned him OFF like he was an Obama Speech or a Hillary Cackle (my poor Radio is abused).
This has been a weird Election cycle, hope the fences can be mended before we get to California.
PS I was a Cruz or Lose guy until he went full GOPe and he lost me, I will still vote for him if he is the Candidate in the General but not with the fervor or satisfaction that I would have early in his campaign.
The plot thickens. Truly intriguing.
OMG... ROTFLOL!!!
I'm so sorry I never heard the great Bob Grant on WABC / WOR. I live up in the Hartford, CT area... so close to NYC, yet so far.
Who knows about that article... could be pure rumor. But sometimes the Enquirer hits paydirt.
You should have been around to hear/see Joe Pyne and Alan Burke.
They started it all.
I did listen to that caller. Rush's assertion that's what drives the GOPe crazy and cuts the guy off! I turned Rush off!
This is a direct link:
Very insightful article by Mytheos Holt, I think.
“Rush may not even bother putting Trump callers on hold. For well over a decade he wouldn’t take a single call about illegal immigration...”
I also saw a link on the forum today that points to Rush’s endorsement of NAFTA. Sadly, that indicates only one thing - that he’s an agent of the establishment.
Listening to him lately, it’s hard to draw any other conclusion.
His endorsement of NAFTA gained him praise from Clinton, Gore, and Alan Greenspan as I recall. Must have swelled his head to double its normal size. Rush knows as much about NAFTA as your Golden Retriever, but getting him to pimp it was designed to damp down grassroots opposition. He was a good waterboy and got his pat on the head.
Take off eh? For the Great White North.
“Go gargle with razor blades.”
Not you, of course.
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