Posted on 04/27/2016 8:47:20 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
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Great point. I think some FReeper skirted around it, but no more than that.
Reading a panic article from National Review, possibly Trump not overcomeable at Convention.
LOL, thanks. I’m listening now, but waiting for Trump to speak. I wonder if Rush can “hear” tens of thousands of radios snapping off across the country just as Trump starts to speak? ;-)
As someone said on another thread, Canadians call “hoops”, ‘rings”
Under the guise of reading Podhorez’s column, Rush works in all the slimes against Trump again.
Is Rush on NRO payroll?
What an EMBARRASSING stunt that was for Cruz last night! He had a guy measure the height of the basketball “RING”?! ROTFLOL
LOL
RE: Trump
He won a few southern primaries.
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Like nearly ALL of them, Rush.
Later all
Yep. I noticed that too. GRR
Rush is right, Kay-sick did nothing to hurt Cruz.
There is this stupid, stupid notion that if it was “just one on one” Cruz (or Rubes, or whomever) would have beaten Trump.
Nonsense. Many, many of those voters came to Trump. For God’s sake, you don’t get to 60% without a ton of those voters.
Rush is right dontcha know 99.7% of the time-—(not)
Every. Single. One.
Who is 24/7 yappin about rep brokered convention, libs,tv dems,network dems,dems who play repubs on Fox, anotherwords , them !
If Hillary finds the stainless braceletts,50 dems will jump in, maybe even McLettuce
On twitter they’re beating the story to death with a baseball club.
;)
No he doesn't. His voice is fine. I remember listening to him back at that time and he sounded drunk slurring his words. All that Prompted Ted Baxter to announce his own radio show thinking Rush was through. How did that work out.
I have been a lifer with Rush listened to him since he first started in SoCal. Bought into 24/7 when he sort of promised a 4th hour which never happened. In other words I am a fan and will not dump him yet but if he doesnt get over the Cruz loss I will stop listening until after the election. Beck and Levin already made the cut.
If you had been watching on the Ditto cam when he took some Trump Pest calls you would have even less respect of him because it sure effected my opinion of him. He should turn the Ditto Cam off when he takes those calls.
Ugh! The Pode!
NRO got so desperate a few months ago, they interviewed Michael Moore for his opinion of Trump. But The Pode? LOL
OH no! Say it ain’t so!!!
*sigh*
Trump will be talking about nuclear weapons according to the Fox talking heads. One guy is speculating the Trump will overturn decades of policy of US being the world’s policeman with boots on the ground/nation building, etc.
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