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Hillary, Beck, and the Pope Warned U About Trump [vanity]

Posted on 02/29/2016 7:26:05 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March

Well folks, now that it's already too late to get the word out, I am taking this time to gloat. I am evil, and Trump is evil. You might as well get ready to face it -- your silly republic is doomed.

Glenn Beck warned you that Trump supporters are all brown shirts.

Hillary Clinton warned you that we are part of a vast right wing conspiracy.

The Pope warned you how evil we are as well.

It is actually worse than they know.

Phyllis Schlafly is our high priestess. Our wise and terrifying matriarch.

Will Robertson [Duck Dynasty CEO] is our Pych-Ops director. Used to be Paul Weyrich, but he's learning the ropes.

Ann Coulter is our liaisan with the demon world. She creeps me out sometimes.

Sarah Palin supplies our secret cult with animal sacrifices. A born killer.

Jerry Falwell Junior is our master of infernal rituals. He runs an underground labratory in Liberty University and is personally responsible for the Zika virus.

Bristol Palin teaches us telepathic mind control. More dangerous than she looks.

Chris Christie is our 'Elder of the Cannibals' whenever we meet under the full moon.

Sheriff Joe Arpio has been training a secret goon squad waiting in the wings. And I suspect he really hates you Trump bashers. His jack-booted thugs are armed with Falwell Junior's latest laser rays and stink bombs.

~ ~ ~

Hillary Clinton: "My mind is a blender. Like jello."

That was OUR doing. Good work, Bristol.


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... satire alert for any nitpickers out there ...
1 posted on 02/29/2016 7:26:05 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

Jeff Sessions, Leading GOP Senate Voice on Immigration, Endorses Trump
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3403154/posts

Donald J. Trump Endorsed by Benghazi Heroes Mark Geist and John Tiegen
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3403084/posts

Is Trump a monster? That would mean the following:

1. Herman Cain is in on it.
2. Chris Christie is in on it.
3. Phyllis Schlafly is being duped.
4. Jerry Falwell, Jr is being duped.
5. Michael Savage, probably the most paranoid anti-establishment talk radio host around, is also being duped.
6. Sarah Palin is ‘in on it’.
7. Sheriff Joe Arpio is being duped.
8. Will Robertson [Duck Dynasty] is being duped despite his father’s support of Cruz.
9. And Jeff Sessions is *deep* in it. [via his top aide]


2 posted on 02/29/2016 7:26:59 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Dire Threat to Internet Free Speech? http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3394704/posts)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

What???? You mean it isn’t true?


3 posted on 02/29/2016 7:29:35 AM PST by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouadsandb)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

I’m surprised how Trump can be both a fascist and a socialist at the same time. Not to mention a Democrat plant as well as a right-wing member of white supremacy groups.


4 posted on 02/29/2016 7:30:19 AM PST by VanDeKoik
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

Don’t forget Pastor Jeffress, he’s part of it too.


5 posted on 02/29/2016 7:31:03 AM PST by georgiegirl
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March
Satire alert?

It's the gospel truth.;-)

6 posted on 02/29/2016 7:31:08 AM PST by RoosterRedux (When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction. - Mark Twain)
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To: SunkenCiv; Liz; onyx

Sinister ping. This silly republic is doomed.


7 posted on 02/29/2016 7:31:24 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Dire Threat to Internet Free Speech? http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3394704/posts)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March
Knew it was satire from just the title.

Glad to see you're still alive and kicking ass. I remember handing out small business sized cards with some plain sayings about our Republic. Can you remind me what they said? I was your biggest supporter back then and thought it a good idea.

8 posted on 02/29/2016 7:31:56 AM PST by A Navy Vet (An Oath is Forever)
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To: VanDeKoik

Trump’s also a stalking horse for Cruz.


9 posted on 02/29/2016 7:32:08 AM PST by RoosterRedux (When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction. - Mark Twain)
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To: VanDeKoik; Lazamataz

Trump embraces all evil wherever he can find it.


10 posted on 02/29/2016 7:32:17 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Dire Threat to Internet Free Speech? http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3394704/posts)
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To: A Navy Vet

Yes, the card said ‘Join our evil quest’, and ‘Our overlord cometh on 2016’.

I remember those cards well.

Private message to share even more diabolic plotting.


11 posted on 02/29/2016 7:34:00 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Dire Threat to Internet Free Speech? http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3394704/posts)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

is this your first primary season?


12 posted on 02/29/2016 7:34:04 AM PST by campaignPete R-CT (https://www.facebook.com/Maine-for-Ted-Cruz-45-1557032807909913/)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

If his ONLY campaign promise is to BURN THE CURRENT PARTY SYSTEM TO THE GROUND, HE’D GET MY FULL SUPPORT, Here’s why:
http://libertynews.com/.../politics-burn-it-all-to-the.../


13 posted on 02/29/2016 7:35:45 AM PST by Dick Bachert
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

OH GOD I AM SO SCREWED


14 posted on 02/29/2016 7:36:06 AM PST by Lazamataz (I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

LOL


15 posted on 02/29/2016 7:36:49 AM PST by AFreeBird
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

16 posted on 02/29/2016 7:37:36 AM PST by smoothsailing
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March; All

Nice job, Arthur.

The time for ‘feelings’ is over, it’s all math now.

Fact. Trump is getting votes from ALL sectors of the electorate, including independents and some democrats. That is what it takes to win against the dems in November.
And that’s the name of that tune. All the flailing and protest won’t change it.

Cruz can never do that. In FACT, he’s loosing to Trump with the Evangelicals and Hispanics and the ‘very conservative’.

[snip] Tuesday night’s results were very bad news for Cruz. It’s not just that it was his third third-place finish in a row. It’s also how Cruz lost. He carried only 27 percent of the white born-again and evangelical Christian vote, behind Trump’s 41 percent. Cruz also lost this group in New Hampshire and South Carolina. But, unlike in South Carolina, Cruz also trailed among “very conservative” voters in Nevada, 34 percent to Trump’s 38 percent. Finally, Cruz continues to struggle among “somewhat conservative” and moderate voters. He earned just 16 percent and 7 percent among those groups, respectively, according to the entrance poll. http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/nevada-caucus-results-donald-trump-2016-republican-primary/


17 posted on 02/29/2016 7:39:34 AM PST by AuntB (Illegal immigration is simply more "share the wealth" socialism and a CRIME not a race!)
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To: campaignPete R-CT

Bwahahaha...... I’m a noob compared to him.


18 posted on 02/29/2016 7:39:51 AM PST by AFreeBird
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To: campaignPete R-CT

I used to get frustrated with primaries because the big news kept getting blacked out. Did stick with Hayworth during the McCain primary, but Glenn Beck torpedoed him.

This was the first presidential primary that I could stomach.


19 posted on 02/29/2016 7:39:51 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Dire Threat to Internet Free Speech? http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3394704/posts)
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To: campaignPete R-CT
is this your first primary season?

It is certainly the first where I haven't felt compelled to donate money to candidates I found despicable, just because their opponents were likely to be an even greater disaster for the country.

This is long overdue. And I sincerely hope that voter fraud gets the death penalty it so richly deserves.

20 posted on 02/29/2016 7:40:57 AM PST by meadsjn
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