Put me on your ping thingy, too. Thanks!
Let's Roll!!!
Posted on 02/29/2016 7:26:05 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March
Well folks, now that it's already too late to get the word out, I am taking this time to gloat. I am evil, and Trump is evil. You might as well get ready to face it -- your silly republic is doomed.
Glenn Beck warned you that Trump supporters are all brown shirts.
Hillary Clinton warned you that we are part of a vast right wing conspiracy.
The Pope warned you how evil we are as well.
It is actually worse than they know.
Phyllis Schlafly is our high priestess. Our wise and terrifying matriarch.
Will Robertson [Duck Dynasty CEO] is our Pych-Ops director. Used to be Paul Weyrich, but he's learning the ropes.
Ann Coulter is our liaisan with the demon world. She creeps me out sometimes.
Sarah Palin supplies our secret cult with animal sacrifices. A born killer.
Jerry Falwell Junior is our master of infernal rituals. He runs an underground labratory in Liberty University and is personally responsible for the Zika virus.
Bristol Palin teaches us telepathic mind control. More dangerous than she looks.
Chris Christie is our 'Elder of the Cannibals' whenever we meet under the full moon.
Sheriff Joe Arpio has been training a secret goon squad waiting in the wings. And I suspect he really hates you Trump bashers. His jack-booted thugs are armed with Falwell Junior's latest laser rays and stink bombs.
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Hillary Clinton: "My mind is a blender. Like jello."
That was OUR doing. Good work, Bristol.
‘I don’t think it’s a good idea to spam front page news with vanity posts ...’
Actually, I always ...
Wait a minute. I feel like I’m in groundhog day. How can I keep my deep, sinister voice when you double post me?
Oh. Here I’m trying to keep my deep sinister voice and apparently missed the latest memo on secret hand gestures. This really sux. Will Robertson is in charge of memos. I will waterboard him tomorrow.
As for Jar Jar Binks, I’ll break it to him. He really wanted to join though. Had a nice black cape and everything.
I’ve been waterboarded before, you get over it.
Beerboarding is better!
Put me on your ping thingy, too. Thanks!
National Review: Jeff Sessions Is a ‘Prostitute’ for Endorsing Donald Trump
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3403708/posts
Waterboarded?
Highly trained war hero then.
Bless you for serving, and ...
FRegards !!!!!
LOL!
The scribbling ninnys at NR have destroyed a great magazine. Buckley would disembowel them all.
>> First off, “Are they brownshirts?
I don’t think so, but they’re humans - and the populist human nature has a history that is self-evident when it operates without being constrained within a moral framework.
Jar Jar Binks needs to be boiled in oil and salted down so he never grows back.
One of the most singularly annoying characters EVER to run amok across the silver screen...
On the other hand... Darth Maul was one of THE most badass badasses you’ll ever see...
...next to Mr. Spock, that is. Just sayin’...
Excellent!
I thought it was funny...does that make me a bad person?
But they'll be beautiful!
‘Buckley would disembowel them all.’
Yes, he was CIA back in the ‘Wild West’ days of Ike. No telling what Buckley would have done. Don’t let his genteel ways fool you.
The conspiracy did crazy things back then. Paul Weyrich confided to me how they toppled Iran with strong men. One was a muscle man in the circus. Another time we intimidated Venesuala to keep working for a fruit company. I think it was Venesuala.
I’ll make a deal with you. You can torture Jar Jar if you bring me Darth Maul. That clown-freak makeup is unforgivable.
Like I posted earlier, my truly sinister propaganda thread about the reality of a nazi movement is ...
Glenn Beck, Brownshirts, and Reality
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3403666/posts
I’m glad you just hang out here where I can keep gloating.
‘We’ll have to build our own hi rise gulags. But they’ll be beautiful!’
I want my particular gulag to be Gothic, with just the right amount of gloominess.
Truly, I like Darth Maul and promise not to torture him. I don’t know what came over me. Just bring him to my gulag, please. And I’ll give him cookies and milk. It will be charming.
As Yoda would say...
“Hmm... Jar Jar... Boil, he must... Heeehheee..”
I’m under the impression that there is NO gulag in the galaxy that would be able to constrain Maul.
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