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Hillary: Have Fun Burning in Hell, Women of New Hampshire (Satire)
The Nil Admirari ^
| 2/09/2016 08:52:00 PM
Posted on 02/09/2016 6:20:20 PM PST by drewh
Tonight, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told the women of New Hampshire to "have fun burning in hell" after it was clear she had lost the state's Democratic primary election to U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont.
Clinton's remark referenced a statement made last weekend by former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Madeleine Albright that "there's a special place in hell for women that don't help each other."
"Well, the women of New Hampshire can have fun burning in hell after supporting Bernie Sanders over me. Bernie Sanders is an old White Jewish guy, and not even a woman," asserted Clinton, who was shaking with anger.
Clinton continued, "And that goes for all the women in New Hampshire, even those that voted for me. They didn't convince enough of their fellow women to just vote for me because I am also a woman.
"I also invite my senior campaign staff to burn in hell with the women of New Hampshire, because you are all fired. You failed at the impossible task of making me likable," explained Clinton.
An unidentified member of the press asked Secretary Clinton what the plan was to get women in future states to properly support her.
"The fear of burning in hell is probably my only bet," replied Clinton.
TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: New Hampshire
KEYWORDS: bustedbyposterpolice; clinton; decrepit; feminism; hags; hillary2016; naughtydrewh; nh2016; old; pantsuitsonsale; satire; womensvote
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posted on
02/09/2016 6:20:20 PM PST
by
drewh
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posted on
02/09/2016 6:21:30 PM PST
by
DoughtyOne
(the Free Republic Caucus: what FReepers are thinking, 100s or 1000s of them. It's up to you.)
To: drewh
Hillary Clinton should do America a yuuge favor and just drop dead .
To: drewh
Krauthammer tonight called her campaign, “Sisterhood of the traveling pant suits.”
Ha!
To: drewh
I assume this is supposed to be satire.
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posted on
02/09/2016 6:22:07 PM PST
by
ifinnegan
(Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
To: drewh
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posted on
02/09/2016 6:22:56 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: drewh
The irony is that Madeline Albright, in her current spiritual condition, is actually on her way to Hell.
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posted on
02/09/2016 6:23:17 PM PST
by
SkyPilot
("I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." John 14:6)
To: drewh
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posted on
02/09/2016 6:23:25 PM PST
by
proud American in Canada
(May every person have the chance, every day, to listen to the sound of children, laughing in play.)
To: TigerClaws
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posted on
02/09/2016 6:23:56 PM PST
by
drewh
To: ifinnegan
Satire but entirely believable.
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posted on
02/09/2016 6:24:28 PM PST
by
PROCON
(Proud CRUZader!)
To: drewh
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posted on
02/09/2016 6:24:32 PM PST
by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: PROCON
Yes.
Too believable to be funny.
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posted on
02/09/2016 6:24:59 PM PST
by
ifinnegan
(Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
To: ifinnegan
yeah, satire is such a small word to type
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posted on
02/09/2016 6:26:09 PM PST
by
dp0622
To: proud American in Canada; BenLurkin; ifinnegan
I’ll take What Is A Keyword for a $1000, Alex.
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posted on
02/09/2016 6:26:38 PM PST
by
disndat
To: drewh
Nicely done Drew, very funny.
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posted on
02/09/2016 6:26:41 PM PST
by
onona
(Where are you tonight, my sweet Marie)
To: BenLurkin
It’s satire but Hillary is thinking it if not saying it out loud.
To: ifinnegan
Think so.
From the site.
Donald Trump threatens to “fire” New Hampshire from America if he loses the state’s Republican presidential primary on Tuesday, and warns it is already too late for Iowa not to be fired even though he remains convinced he actually won there.
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posted on
02/09/2016 6:27:02 PM PST
by
pilgrim
To: drewh
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posted on
02/09/2016 6:27:08 PM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(I don't know what Claire Wolfe is thinking but I know what I am thinking.)
To: drewh
That will be one of the major gaffes of the election.
To: drewh
She actually looks good in a couple of those pantsuits.
The orange ones.
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posted on
02/09/2016 6:28:25 PM PST
by
henkster
(Hillary Clinton's supporters are beginning to realize they are fettered to a corpse.)
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