Hillary Clinton’s Preferred Title for Bill? ‘First Mate’ or ‘First Dude’

The Wall Street Journal ^ | 1/5/2016 | Laura Meckler

[Uncle Miltie]

Faced with a sea of raised hands, Democrat Hillary Clinton often struggles out loud trying to decide who to call on. At a town hall meeting on Tuesday in Sioux City, Iowa, she knew right away.

"I gotta call on you," she told a young man near the front. Turning to the audience, she said, "He has a T-shirt that says, 'Bill Clinton for First Lady.'"

"You know," the former first lady said, "I'm sort of more partial to First Mate or First Dude."

The voter went on to ask a question about the criminal justice system

It wasn’t the first time that Mr. Clinton's unusual potential role has been noted.

Asked at the most recent Democratic debate about the former president's role in her White House, she said, "I am probably still going to pick the flowers and the china for state dinners and stuff like that. But I will certainly turn to him as prior presidents have for special missions, for advice, and in particular, how we’re going to get the economy working again for everybody, which he knows a little bit about."

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[Uncle Miltie]

FIRST RAPIST

Is more accurate.

[PGalt]

First schlonger of Hillaryous

[Mr. K]

Winner!
And on the first try

[Grampa Dave]

FIRST SERIAL RAPIST!!! Bill Clinton is a 5 star general in the WAR ON WOMEN and Hillary is his Goebbels!!!!!

Clintoon the "affluenza" serial rapist!

[posterchild]

Phirst Philanderer

[Texas Eagle]

What of Hitlery’s wife, Huma? Would she be called First Lady?

[N. Theknow]

First Prick!

[posterchild]

Bentmember?

[TheThirdRuffian]

I prefer:

“Federal Inmate No. 190210”

[Uncle Miltie]

While Hillary Clinton may prefer that Bill Clinton be referred to as “First Dude” or “First Mate”, considering the credible, nationally televised and unrefuted charges by Juanita Broaddrick, “First Rapist” would also be accurate.

[envisio]

First Gentleman fits Slick Willie about a good as First Lady fits Moochele.
The pervert ain’t no gentleman.
And the Mooch ain’t no lady.

[HomerBohn]

First Husband....and suffering from a serious venereal disease that effects the size and color of his nose.

[Red Badger]

So, Huma would be First lady?...............

[Red Badger]

GMTA!............

[MortMan]

I’ll bet the first word, while still starting with an ‘F’, isn’t “first”! ;-P

[skeeter]

Don’t count your buzzards before they hatch, Hillary.

[W.]

First Dicknose

But only in his dreams where his ho steals the election...

[tgusa]

Any bets on when Hildebeast ‘comes out’? If she thinks it will buy her a net gain in votes, she’ll declare as a muncher....

[mkjessup]

Grampa? You’re on a roll this morning, I salute you! :)

[PGalt]

First Criminal and 1/2 of the greatest crime couple in the history of the republic.