Posted on 09/28/2015 5:08:57 PM PDT by MarvinStinson
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth.
Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says: “The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.”
Hillary: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi ?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean voter fraud?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”
Trump: “No the other one:” Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens’ phone calls, emails and everything else?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Obama’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Obama’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Obama’s repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Obama’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?”
Trump: “THAT’S THE ONE!”
LOL
How about
Because I have a Muslim for an aide?
Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean my tireless efforts to cover up all the bimbo eruptions?"
Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean when poor Vince got Vince Fostered because he was going to blow the whistle on all our Swiss bank accounts?"
Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the fact that the Clinton body count is over 100 now?"
Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the fact as a 27 year old:
Trump: “THAT’S THE ONE!”
Never understood how mothers could leave their babies with workers who could have been flipping burgers the week before. I did essentially the same thing you did and have never regretted it.
You are forgiven.... ;)
= :^)
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