Posted on 09/28/2015 5:08:57 PM PDT by MarvinStinson
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth.
Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says: The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.
Hillary: You mean the Mexican gun running?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: You mean SEAL Team 6?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi ?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: You mean voter fraud?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: You mean the military not getting their votes counted?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?
Trump: No the other one: Hillary: The IRS targeting conservatives?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: The DOJ spying on the press?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: The NSA monitoring citizens phone calls, emails and everything else?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Obamas ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Obamas threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Obamas repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Obamas unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senates advise-and-consent role?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?
Trump: No, the other one. Hillary: I give up! Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who dont pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?
Trump: THATS THE ONE!
Nachum, this joke is for you!
Good one
Aaaaccckkkk!! Nightmares tonight!!
How they could let Chelsea Clinton’s real Father go to Jail is just heartbreaking, don’t you think? LOL.
“Geeze, it just goes on and on doesn’t it”
I’ve always been of the opinion that the world is not safe as long as a Clinton wastes oxygen.
Obama is dangerous through his handlers, but, thankfully, he is an idiot. Hillary is not much smarter than Buckwheat but Slick is evilly intelligent, and oversees one of the major criminal organizations in the country.
Juanita Broaddrick?
New Square?
F***ing J*w bast***?
So then Trump says; “Why the fat face?”
Thread of the day. Thank you.
Check out article, # 5 ... and all comments.
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It never ends, does it.
ALWAYS some more.
Trump: No; the other one.
Hillary: You mean the one where I charged school $250,000 for a speech or when Russia paid Bill $6 million?
You gotta do it “for the team.”
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You mean the Chinese bagman who got caught with millions?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3342265/posts?page=27#27
bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
good one, GrandJedi !
Heh heh heh... sorry.
Arkancide?
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