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Hillary Clinton And Donald Trump Walk Into A Bar
source unknown ^ | 9/28/2015

Posted on 09/28/2015 5:08:57 PM PDT by MarvinStinson

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth.

Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says: “The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.”

Hillary: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi ?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean voter fraud?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”

Trump: “No the other one:” Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens’ phone calls, emails and everything else?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Obama’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Obama’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Obama’s repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Obama’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”

Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?”

Trump: “THAT’S THE ONE!”


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Government; US: Arkansas; US: New York
KEYWORDS: 2016election; clintoncrimefamily; election2016; hillary; hillaryjoke; newyork; trump; whitewater
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To: Nachum

Nachum, this joke is for you!


21 posted on 09/28/2015 6:14:55 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (If you can't make a deal with a politician, you can't make a deal. --Donald Trump)
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To: MarvinStinson

Good one


22 posted on 09/28/2015 6:19:06 PM PDT by Irish Eyes
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To: ETL
Geeze, it just goes on and on doesn't it
23 posted on 09/28/2015 6:21:32 PM PDT by Irish Eyes
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To: DoughtyOne

Aaaaccckkkk!! Nightmares tonight!!


24 posted on 09/28/2015 7:23:50 PM PDT by gibsosa
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To: ETL

How they could let Chelsea Clinton’s real Father go to Jail is just heartbreaking, don’t you think? LOL.


25 posted on 09/28/2015 7:29:13 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Missing Tagline. Reward for return.)
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To: Irish Eyes

“Geeze, it just goes on and on doesn’t it”

I’ve always been of the opinion that the world is not safe as long as a Clinton wastes oxygen.

Obama is dangerous through his handlers, but, thankfully, he is an idiot. Hillary is not much smarter than Buckwheat but Slick is evilly intelligent, and oversees one of the major criminal organizations in the country.


26 posted on 09/28/2015 8:09:42 PM PDT by Gideon300
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To: MarvinStinson

27 posted on 09/28/2015 8:14:20 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (B. Hussein Obama: 20 acts of Treason and counting.)
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To: MarvinStinson

Juanita Broaddrick?

New Square?

F***ing J*w bast***?


28 posted on 09/28/2015 8:27:06 PM PDT by Tymesup
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To: DoughtyOne

So then Trump says; “Why the fat face?”


29 posted on 09/28/2015 8:28:49 PM PDT by PeteePie (Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a reproach to any people - Proverbs 14:34)
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To: MarvinStinson

Thread of the day. Thank you.


30 posted on 09/28/2015 8:36:18 PM PDT by Churchillspirit (9/11/2001 and 9/11/2012: NEVER FORGET.)
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To: MarvinStinson

👍


31 posted on 09/28/2015 8:37:25 PM PDT by Jane Long ("And when thou saidst, Seek ye my face; my heart said unto thee, Thy face, LORD, will I seek")
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To: MarvinStinson; Old Sarge; Gefn; EnigmaticAnomaly; Califreak; kalee; TWhiteBear; freeangel; ...
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Check out article, # 5 ... and all comments.

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32 posted on 09/28/2015 8:41:53 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: laweeks

It never ends, does it.

ALWAYS some more.


33 posted on 09/28/2015 8:43:03 PM PDT by MarvinStinson
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To: MarvinStinson

Trump: No; the other one.

Hillary: You mean the one where I charged school $250,000 for a speech or when Russia paid Bill $6 million?


34 posted on 09/28/2015 8:43:08 PM PDT by Boomer (Politically Incorrect and proud of it. Liberalism and Islam Share a Mental Disease of Corruption.)
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To: Kickass Conservative

You gotta do it “for the team.”


35 posted on 09/28/2015 8:45:17 PM PDT by MarvinStinson
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To: Tymesup
For anyone wondering what the heck you're talking about ("F-ing J.B."), this will clarify it...

BOOK CHARGES:
HILLARY CALLED
AIDE 'JEW BASTARD'
 
**World Exclusive**
**Contains Graphic Description**
 
XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX
http://www.drudgereport.com/mat28c.htm
7-14-00
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton has angered Jewish voters in New York and nationally with her controversial support of a Palestinian State, and her startling embrace of Yasser Arafat's wife.
 
Questions remain, and the debate intensifies, as to whether she can win the crucial Jewish vote in New York as she wages a neck-and-neck battle with Congressman Rick Lazio, who has made the Jewish question a campaign issue.
 
Now, as the race comes down to the wire, a new book is set to explore the first lady's feelings about Jews and anti-Semitic sentiments held by certain Rodham family members. ..."

http://rense.com/general2/hillh.htm
_______________________________________

“CNN reports that the first lady has denied an allegation that she once called one of her husband’s political aides a 'F-ing Jew bastard,' a charge raised in the forthcoming book 'State of a Union: Inside the Complex Marriage of Bill and Hillary Clinton.' Author Jerry Oppenheimer, a former reporter for the National Enquirer, claims that Hillary Clinton slurred Paul Fray, an advisor during Clinton’s unsuccessful 1974 congressional run.”

http://www.salon.com/2000/07/17/trail_mix_100/


36 posted on 09/28/2015 9:02:56 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: MarvinStinson

You mean the Chinese bagman who got caught with millions?


37 posted on 09/28/2015 9:10:33 PM PDT by GOPJ (Immigration, World Poverty and Gumballs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE)
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To: LucyT; GrandJediMasterYoda

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3342265/posts?page=27#27

bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

good one, GrandJedi !


38 posted on 09/28/2015 9:11:26 PM PDT by WildHighlander57 ((WildHighlander57, returning after lurking since 2000)
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To: gibsosa

Heh heh heh... sorry.


39 posted on 09/28/2015 9:18:18 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (It's beginning to look like "Morning in America" again. Comment on YouTube under Trump Free Ride.)
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To: ETL

Arkancide?


40 posted on 09/28/2015 9:18:20 PM PDT by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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