Man dies after sex with scarecrow (Argentina)

Perth Now ^ | APRIL 04, 2015

[Dundee]

A SHEPHERD was found dead after having sex with a scarecrow that he had put a wig and lipstick on.

Neighbours led police to the Argentinian man’s body after they rang the local council about a foul smell coming from Jose Alberto’s home in San Jose de Balcare, the International Business Times reports.

Police later found Alberto, 58, whose rotting remains were found next to the scarecrow.

The scarecrow also had a strap-on sex toy attached to it.

“During a first visual inspection it appeared that there were two dead bodies. Then it was found that actually one of the bodies was a doll with special features,” prosecutor Rodolfo Moure told The Balcarce Journal.

“It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.”

Mr Moure said there were no signs of violence, or a robbery at the scene of the man’s death.

“We are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow,” Mr Moure said...

[WKUHilltopper]

A Trans-scarecrow—who can judge? Everything is “fair game” now, right?

[muir_redwoods]

I guess when even the sheep won’t have you, its time to check out.

[BigEdLB]

Since most scarecrows are male, one assumes they were eventually going to apply for a marriage license after the consummation. But fate stepped in.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Hey, baby! You're looking mighty fine! Did you ever hear that once you've had straw you never go back?

[outofsalt]

"If it was true love, who are we to judge?"

That is just a straw man argument. "What's love got to do with it?" apologies to Tina Turner.

[pa_dweller]

“We are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow,” Mr Moure said...

And the scarecrow is keeping his mouth shut.

[Durus]

This is weird enough, but I’m not getting the wig/lipstick/artificial appendage combination. Was it a trans-gendered scarecrow?

[ZinGirl]

thanks, yeah...pretty sure that’s the only time I got a good zinger in right away! I’ve obviously peaked today and should go back to bed. :) (This is one of those articles that just has so many jokes which are just gonna write themselves.)

[RedMDer]

LOL!

[Daffynition]

What is hillacrow doing in Argentina?

[JoeProBono]

[MeshugeMikey]

word on the street has it that the deceased had been a founding member of the Central American Man Scarecrow LOVE Association..

[windcliff]

Good movie.

[trisham]

This is the direct result of the confederate flag, an insensitive youtube video, and unhealthy school lunches.

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LOL! Oy vey.

[Billthedrill]

Why does everyone jump to the conclusion it was sex? I mean, there have to be a hundred good reasons to put a six-inch dildo on a scarecrow.

Well, a dozen.

Several, anyway.

Well, that certainly isn't the reason I put one on mine.

Officer.

[Larry Lucido]

So THAT’S what “Bill the Drill” means.

[BigEdLB]

If our Argentine brother weren't forced to dress in drag it would just be tragic. If the man had lived, the guild would have filed a lawsuit on our brother member's behalf.

[Albion Wilde]

The scarecrow had a strap-on peenie AND lipstick. Sounds like a gender non-conforming scarecrow.

[Slings and Arrows]

They both got stuffed.

[Albion Wilde]

I thought he went to Oz so the wizard could give him a brain.

But things are opposite in Oz. You know, like they have summer when we have winter.