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Man dies after sex with scarecrow (Argentina)
Perth Now ^
| APRIL 04, 2015
Posted on 07/02/2015 3:59:59 AM PDT by Dundee
A SHEPHERD was found dead after having sex with a scarecrow that he had put a wig and lipstick on.
Neighbours led police to the Argentinian man’s body after they rang the local council about a foul smell coming from Jose Alberto’s home in San Jose de Balcare, the International Business Times reports.
Police later found Alberto, 58, whose rotting remains were found next to the scarecrow.
The scarecrow also had a strap-on sex toy attached to it.
“During a first visual inspection it appeared that there were two dead bodies. Then it was found that actually one of the bodies was a doll with special features,” prosecutor Rodolfo Moure told The Balcarce Journal.
“It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.”
Mr Moure said there were no signs of violence, or a robbery at the scene of the man’s death.
“We are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow,” Mr Moure said...
(Excerpt) Read more at perthnow.com.au ...
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: napl
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Entry number 752,362,845 on the "I just can't understand what goes through people's minds sometimes" ledger - better known as the Whiskey Tango Foxtrot List.
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posted on
07/02/2015 3:59:59 AM PDT
by
Dundee
To: Dundee
feh....someone will find a strawman argument to explain it all away.
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posted on
07/02/2015 4:02:38 AM PDT
by
ZinGirl
(kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
To: Dundee
If it was true love, who are we to judge?
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posted on
07/02/2015 4:03:41 AM PDT
by
Flag_This
(You can't spell "treason" without the "O".)
To: Dundee
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posted on
07/02/2015 4:03:57 AM PDT
by
null and void
(What's the bigger danger: the Confederate flag, or the false flag?)
To: Dundee
File under “You can’t make this stuff up”.
Sorry this guy died but I seriously cannot stop laughing.
To: Dundee
Of course, it would be wrong to judge him based on his sexual preferences...
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posted on
07/02/2015 4:05:14 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
To: ZinGirl
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posted on
07/02/2015 4:05:59 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
To: Dundee
Did his pecker get damaged?
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posted on
07/02/2015 4:06:15 AM PDT
by
Old Yeller
(Civil rights are for civilized people.)
To: Dundee
So this was homosexual sex with a scarecrow in the dominant position. Autopsy might show internal hemorrhage.
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posted on
07/02/2015 4:06:31 AM PDT
by
Truth29
To: Dundee
This is the direct result of the confederate flag, an insensitive youtube video, and unhealthy school lunches.
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posted on
07/02/2015 4:08:08 AM PDT
by
SpaceBar
To: ZinGirl
Finding a good woman is like a needle in a haystack.
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posted on
07/02/2015 4:12:53 AM PDT
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Dundee
That’s NOT what it would do with a brain if it had one!
To: Dundee; onyx; RedMDer; trisham; All
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posted on
07/02/2015 4:17:44 AM PDT
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: Slings and Arrows
It doesn’t belong in “News” but it surely is “Not-A-Ping.”
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posted on
07/02/2015 4:21:03 AM PDT
by
shibumi
("Cover it with gas and set it on fire.")
To: Dundee; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; null and void
Multilingual alert: homicidal sex maniac scarecrow on the loose.
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posted on
07/02/2015 4:21:15 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Dundee
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posted on
07/02/2015 4:22:50 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(Only a fool stumbles on things behind him.)
To: Dundee
To: Darksheare; Slings and Arrows
But can he get a marriage license for it?
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posted on
07/02/2015 4:27:44 AM PDT
by
shibumi
("Cover it with gas and set it on fire.")
To: Dundee
Liberal logic 101: Man watches the Wizard of Oz, learns that the scarecrow got a brain, decides to screw its brains out. The man is ‘normal’ but BAN THE WIZARD OF OZ MOVIE!!!!!
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posted on
07/02/2015 4:27:47 AM PDT
by
Mich Patriot
(Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown were judged by the content of their character.)
To: Dundee
The scarecrow also had a strap-on sex toy attached to it. I thought he went to Oz so the wizard could give him a brain.
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posted on
07/02/2015 4:27:50 AM PDT
by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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