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Man dies after sex with scarecrow (Argentina)
Perth Now ^ | APRIL 04, 2015

Posted on 07/02/2015 3:59:59 AM PDT by Dundee

A SHEPHERD was found dead after having sex with a scarecrow that he had put a wig and lipstick on.

Neighbours led police to the Argentinian man’s body after they rang the local council about a foul smell coming from Jose Alberto’s home in San Jose de Balcare, the International Business Times reports.

Police later found Alberto, 58, whose rotting remains were found next to the scarecrow.

The scarecrow also had a strap-on sex toy attached to it.

“During a first visual inspection it appeared that there were two dead bodies. Then it was found that actually one of the bodies was a doll with special features,” prosecutor Rodolfo Moure told The Balcarce Journal.

“It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.”

Mr Moure said there were no signs of violence, or a robbery at the scene of the man’s death.

“We are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow,” Mr Moure said...

(Excerpt) Read more at perthnow.com.au ...


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1 posted on 07/02/2015 3:59:59 AM PDT by Dundee
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To: Dundee

feh....someone will find a strawman argument to explain it all away.


2 posted on 07/02/2015 4:02:38 AM PDT by ZinGirl (kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
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To: Dundee

If it was true love, who are we to judge?


3 posted on 07/02/2015 4:03:41 AM PDT by Flag_This (You can't spell "treason" without the "O".)
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To: Dundee

4 posted on 07/02/2015 4:03:57 AM PDT by null and void (What's the bigger danger: the Confederate flag, or the false flag?)
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To: Dundee

File under “You can’t make this stuff up”.

Sorry this guy died but I seriously cannot stop laughing.


5 posted on 07/02/2015 4:04:06 AM PDT by ilovesarah2012
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To: Dundee
Of course, it would be wrong to judge him based on his sexual preferences...
6 posted on 07/02/2015 4:05:14 AM PDT by WayneS (Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
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To: ZinGirl

Well played!!


7 posted on 07/02/2015 4:05:59 AM PDT by WayneS (Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
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To: Dundee

Did his pecker get damaged?


8 posted on 07/02/2015 4:06:15 AM PDT by Old Yeller (Civil rights are for civilized people.)
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To: Dundee
So this was homosexual sex with a scarecrow in the dominant position. Autopsy might show internal hemorrhage.
9 posted on 07/02/2015 4:06:31 AM PDT by Truth29
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To: Dundee

This is the direct result of the confederate flag, an insensitive youtube video, and unhealthy school lunches.


10 posted on 07/02/2015 4:08:08 AM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: ZinGirl

Finding a good woman is like a needle in a haystack.


11 posted on 07/02/2015 4:12:53 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Dundee

That’s NOT what it would do with a brain if it had one!


12 posted on 07/02/2015 4:14:34 AM PDT by PlateOfShrimp
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13 posted on 07/02/2015 4:17:44 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Slings and Arrows

It doesn’t belong in “News” but it surely is “Not-A-Ping.”


14 posted on 07/02/2015 4:21:03 AM PDT by shibumi ("Cover it with gas and set it on fire.")
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To: Dundee; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; null and void

Multilingual alert: homicidal sex maniac scarecrow on the loose.


15 posted on 07/02/2015 4:21:15 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Dundee

16 posted on 07/02/2015 4:22:50 AM PDT by Dallas59 (Only a fool stumbles on things behind him.)
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To: Dundee

17 posted on 07/02/2015 4:24:13 AM PDT by lowbridge
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To: Darksheare; Slings and Arrows

But can he get a marriage license for it?


18 posted on 07/02/2015 4:27:44 AM PDT by shibumi ("Cover it with gas and set it on fire.")
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To: Dundee

Liberal logic 101: Man watches the Wizard of Oz, learns that the scarecrow got a brain, decides to screw its brains out. The man is ‘normal’ but BAN THE WIZARD OF OZ MOVIE!!!!!


19 posted on 07/02/2015 4:27:47 AM PDT by Mich Patriot (Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown were judged by the content of their character.)
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To: Dundee
The scarecrow also had a strap-on sex toy attached to it.

I thought he went to Oz so the wizard could give him a brain.

20 posted on 07/02/2015 4:27:50 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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