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Obama: I’m Jewish ‘in my soul’
Jewish Journal ^ | 12/18/2014 | David Suissa

Posted on 12/18/2014 4:26:22 PM PST by Responsibility2nd

"What will you tell the President when you see him?" was my daughter Eva's first reaction when I told her I'd been invited to the White House Channukah party (Actually, it was her second reaction. Her first was, "Take me!"). Kids are innocent that way. They don't realize that when you have over a hundred people crowding the leader of the free world, it's not so easy to get in a word edgewise.

But I got lucky. It's not what I told the President that mattered, it's what I heard him say when few people were paying attention.

After the president made his Channukah remarks and the lighting ceremony was over, he came down to greet the thick crowd of guests along a receiving line.

Because the Glatt kosher lamb chops were so amazing, and my friend Selwyn Gerber and I were completely immersed in the shmooze-with-every-cool-Jew routine prior to the President's arrival, I came late to the waiting crowd, which means I ended up about four rows back.

Here's where my luck kicked in. There was an imposing and tall white-haired gentleman to my right who had a booming voice and was determined to say something to the President (I think he may have had a few single malts, but that's another story.)

So, when the president got closer to us, and I was prepared to launch my very tame, "Mr President, do you have a message you want to share with the Jews of Los Angeles?" line, THE MAN TO MY RIGHT launched the most brilliant Presidential Channukah greeting of all time:

"Mr President," he said in his booming voice, "when I told my Christian friend I was coming to a Channukah party at the White House, he told me, 'I didn't know the President was Jewish!"

The President let out a serious belly laugh. But in all the commotion of people asking other questions and everyone clicking their smart phone cameras, it was easy to lose sight of the president to see if he had anything to say.

I kept my eyes straight on him. It was clear that the "President was Jewish" idea had intrigued him. After about three or four seconds, as he was walking away, and looking at no one in particular, the President just said, "I am, in my soul."

So, there you have it: The leader of the free world says he's Jewish, in his soul.

Happy Channukah, Eva.


TOPICS: Government; Israel; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California; US: District of Columbia
KEYWORDS: antisemite; california; davidsuissa; districtofcolumbia; islamicimperialism; israel; losangeles; lyingliar; napl; obamachristian; obamaforeignpolicy; obamaisjewish; obamaislamist; obamajewish; obamalegacy; obamalies; obamamuslim; obamaonreligion; obamaquotes; pander; proislamist; propalestinianwar; selwyngerber
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To: Responsibility2nd

21 posted on 12/18/2014 4:36:55 PM PST by dontreadthis
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To: Responsibility2nd

The insults just keep coming


22 posted on 12/18/2014 4:38:39 PM PST by morphing libertarian (Defund , sue, impeach. Overturn Obamacare, amnesty.)
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To: House Atreides

LOL! Good one. ;-)


23 posted on 12/18/2014 4:38:47 PM PST by doc1019
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To: Responsibility2nd

24 posted on 12/18/2014 4:39:05 PM PST by dontreadthis
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To: Responsibility2nd

Allah Akbar as he drove out of sight. :-)


25 posted on 12/18/2014 4:39:58 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Obama is Jewish.


26 posted on 12/18/2014 4:40:08 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Olog-hai

Bingo.


27 posted on 12/18/2014 4:40:20 PM PST by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
The principle of Al-Takeyya

The Arabic word, "Takeyya", means "to prevent," or guard against. The principle of Al Takeyya conveys the understanding that Muslims are permitted to lie as a preventive measure against anticipated harm to one's self or fellow Muslims. This principle gives Muslims the liberty to lie under circumstances that they perceive as life threatening. They can even deny the faith, if they do not mean it in their hearts. Al-Takeyya is based on the following Quranic verse:

"Let not the believers Take for friends or helpers Unbelievers rather than believers: if any do that, in nothing will there be help from Allah: except by way of precaution (prevention), that ye may Guard yourselves from them (prevent them from harming you.) But Allah cautions you (To remember) Himself; for the final goal is to Allah." Surah 3: 28

According to this verse a Muslim can pretend to befriend infidels (in violation of the teachings of Islam) and display adherence with their unbelief to prevent them from harming him.

28 posted on 12/18/2014 4:41:02 PM PST by NY.SS-Bar9 (Those that vote for a living outnumber those that work for one.)
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To: Olog-hai

Is it possible ZERO is another Sybil? Dual personalities?


29 posted on 12/18/2014 4:41:16 PM PST by Kackikat (anser)
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To: Responsibility2nd; Jewbacca

Oh I just have to hear this,


30 posted on 12/18/2014 4:42:12 PM PST by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Christie are sure losers. No more!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Let’s see Barack Hussein Obama, Sr - Muslim
Stanley Anne Dunham - Atheist

Now if it is true that Anne was raped at age 14 and that her child is an actually having been born 4 years early before Hawaii became a State than the father would be
Frank Marshall Davis - communist and pedophile

There is no Judaism in Barack’s soul - lots of hate of God but no jewish blood or jewish upbringing


31 posted on 12/18/2014 4:42:36 PM PST by hondact200 (Candor dat viribos alas (sincerity gives wings to strength) and Nil desperandum (never despair))
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To: Responsibility2nd

Obama has a soul..since when?


32 posted on 12/18/2014 4:42:58 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Responsibility2nd
Alrighty then, let's make it official...


33 posted on 12/18/2014 4:43:01 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I’m Blechedich


34 posted on 12/18/2014 4:49:56 PM PST by rey
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To: Responsibility2nd

These parties are open to the press. I doubt the Ramadan party will be.


35 posted on 12/18/2014 4:50:51 PM PST by VerySadAmerican (My love affair with an abuser is over. Support a third party.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

No, he’s not.


36 posted on 12/18/2014 4:51:34 PM PST by captain_dave
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To: Responsibility2nd

No, Barry, you are a hollow vessel.


37 posted on 12/18/2014 4:53:45 PM PST by chris37 (heartless)
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To: Responsibility2nd

He’s muslim, then he’s christian, then he’s jewish. I think he’s just a liar.


38 posted on 12/18/2014 4:53:50 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: Responsibility2nd

He’s Jewish like Karl Marx was Jewish.


39 posted on 12/18/2014 5:01:00 PM PST by Wiser now (Socialism does not eliminate poverty, it guarantees it.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

First Jewish president!


40 posted on 12/18/2014 5:01:27 PM PST by Gamecock (Joel Osteen is a preacher of the Gospel like Colonel Sanders is an Army officer.)
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