FReeper Canteen ~ Fabulous FRiday ~ 12 October 2012

FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT
Showing support and boosting the morale
of our military and our allied military
and the family members of the above.
Honoring those who have served before.

Yes, it's that time of year.

Fabulous FRiday Presents
FOOTBALL FUNNIES

Join us for a few laughs.
Talk about your favorite team.

Giggles Here

Three Texans, Slim, Billy-Bob and Bubba died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, they were met by St. Peter, who explained that although it was late and God had retired for the evening, he had asked Albert Einstein to show them around so they wouldn't get bored before they met God in the morning. After Einstein had introduced himself to Slim, he asked, "By the way, Slim, what was your IQ when you were alive?"
"159", said Slim.
"Great!", said Einstein. We'll discuss my general theory of relativity and maybe a little unified field theory as I show you around."
"What an exciting opportunity!", said Slim.
Einstein then introduced himself to Billy-Bob, and when he was done he said, "Tell me, Billy-Bob - what was your IQ when you were alive?"
"141", said Billy-Bob.
"Good," said Einstein. "If you'd like, we can discuss a little mathematics and philosophy as I point out the heavenly sights."
"Nothing I'd like better!" was Billy-Bob's reply.
After Einstein had introduced himself to Bubba, he asked, "What was your IQ when you were alive, Bubba?"
"58" said Bubba.
Punching him on the arm, Einstein said, "Hey, Bubba - How 'bout them Cowboys!"

How do you tear an American male away from his new date?
Turn on a football game on the TV.

What Is The Difference Between A Lawyer And A Football?
You Only Get Three Points When You Kick The Football Between The Uprights.
Where do quarterbacks go when they get old? Out to pass-ture.

What do you call a lineman's kids?
Chips off the old blocker.

Hope you enjoyed tonight's game.

Go Team Go!!

Remember, the Canteen is a family friendly place.
We welcome the military, our allies, and their families.
Continued prayers for the success and completion of your mission.
Prayers for your safe return home.

To: Kathy in Alaska; tomkow6; LUV W; beachn4fun

Friday Morning Coffee Bump.

Going OK. Getting ready for O.U. Texas weekend. Also, getting ready for some rain this weekend too.

Good morning, Tomkow6.

((HUGS))Good morning, LUV W.

How's it going?

61 posted on 10/12/2012 5:07:58 AM PDT by E.G.C.

Good morning night owl ((HUGS))

T G I F

62 posted on 10/12/2012 5:09:04 AM PDT by beachn4fun ("2008 to 2011, lesson learned; 2012, mistake corrected." Artur Davis)

63 posted on 10/12/2012 5:11:32 AM PDT by beachn4fun ("2008 to 2011, lesson learned; 2012, mistake corrected." Artur Davis)

To: ConorMacNessa

Howdy CMN

finished catching up on pings and reading up on the debate. Going to wait until it warms up before going for my walk.

brrrr

Howz it going for you?

64 posted on 10/12/2012 5:13:02 AM PDT by beachn4fun ("2008 to 2011, lesson learned; 2012, mistake corrected." Artur Davis)

Well, there is a team I follow. LOL! I like kitties, too. :)

Hope you have a great weekend! (((hugs)))

65 posted on 10/12/2012 5:21:05 AM PDT by luvie (All my heroes wear camos!)

Woo-Hoo, Happy Fabulous Friday, Beachie!!

At last it's Friday, yippe-kiyay!! A little shopping and a lot of R&R for me this weekend, and of course, college football :-)

Anymore book-signings in your future?

No school today, so we'll venture into the classrooms and access the damage :-)

I'm outta here...

Have a fantabulous weekend!

66 posted on 10/12/2012 5:34:48 AM PDT by PROCON (Liberty vs Tyranny, our vote in November.)

Good morning LUV and (((HUGS))).

We did have a few showers yesterday.

67 posted on 10/12/2012 5:35:35 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)

68 posted on 10/12/2012 5:37:16 AM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)

To: beachn4fun; Kathy in Alaska; LUV W

I had to turn it off. So horrible.

69 posted on 10/12/2012 5:53:15 AM PDT by left that other site (Worry is the Darkroom that Develops Negatives.)

Good morning BF4Fun ((HUGS))

grandpa and grandma are holding up fine. grandpa is home alone except when grababy shows up and grandma is off at a quiling thing.

70 posted on 10/12/2012 7:37:28 AM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)

Good morning Pro ((HUGS))

LOL I went looking for a “wake up” graphic early this morning to send you and got taken over by work and other stuff.

Yes, as matter of fact, I have a book signing this weekend. Thanks for asking. I’m also reading a couple pages. Eek! Talk about stage fright! I’m doing it cause it’s a library-sponsored event and if I do this they will put a copy of Hooked in the library.

What damage? You guys just finished fixing the school, right?

Have a totally terrific fantasticlious FRiday!

71 posted on 10/12/2012 7:47:23 AM PDT by beachn4fun ("2008 to 2011, lesson learned; 2012, mistake corrected." Artur Davis)

To: beachn4fun; Kathy in Alaska

72 posted on 10/12/2012 8:27:28 AM PDT by unique1

Have a wonderful weekend, beachy...((HUGS))

73 posted on 10/12/2012 12:01:41 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska ((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))

~~giggles~~ for sure! Thanks for the laffs! :)

74 posted on 10/12/2012 2:41:15 PM PDT by luvie (All my heroes wear camos!)

WooHoo...a Marine Mouse!! Straight ahead!!

75 posted on 10/12/2012 9:12:07 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska ((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))

ROTFLOL on the Marines maze!

Thanks, unique1.

Sorry I missed it an you on FRiday. Got overcome by work.

Hope all is well with you.

76 posted on 10/15/2012 3:28:15 AM PDT by beachn4fun (How long will the world allow terrorism to be the answer to the problem? ~ pH)

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