FReeper Canteen ~ Fabulous FRiday ~ 12 October 2012

FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT
Showing support and boosting the morale
of our military and our allied military
and the family members of the above.
Honoring those who have served before.

Yes, it's that time of year.

Fabulous FRiday Presents
FOOTBALL FUNNIES

Join us for a few laughs.
Talk about your favorite team.

Giggles Here

Three Texans, Slim, Billy-Bob and Bubba died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, they were met by St. Peter, who explained that although it was late and God had retired for the evening, he had asked Albert Einstein to show them around so they wouldn't get bored before they met God in the morning. After Einstein had introduced himself to Slim, he asked, "By the way, Slim, what was your IQ when you were alive?"
"159", said Slim.
"Great!", said Einstein. We'll discuss my general theory of relativity and maybe a little unified field theory as I show you around."
"What an exciting opportunity!", said Slim.
Einstein then introduced himself to Billy-Bob, and when he was done he said, "Tell me, Billy-Bob - what was your IQ when you were alive?"
"141", said Billy-Bob.
"Good," said Einstein. "If you'd like, we can discuss a little mathematics and philosophy as I point out the heavenly sights."
"Nothing I'd like better!" was Billy-Bob's reply.
After Einstein had introduced himself to Bubba, he asked, "What was your IQ when you were alive, Bubba?"
"58" said Bubba.
Punching him on the arm, Einstein said, "Hey, Bubba - How 'bout them Cowboys!"

How do you tear an American male away from his new date?
Turn on a football game on the TV.

What Is The Difference Between A Lawyer And A Football?
You Only Get Three Points When You Kick The Football Between The Uprights.
Where do quarterbacks go when they get old? Out to pass-ture.

What do you call a lineman's kids?
Chips off the old blocker.

Hope you enjoyed tonight's game.

Go Team Go!!

Remember, the Canteen is a family friendly place.
We welcome the military, our allies, and their families.
Continued prayers for the success and completion of your mission.
Prayers for your safe return home.

Good morning and happy Friday, E...((HUGS))...you and Bo have a good one.

41 posted on 10/12/2012 2:50:39 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska ((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))

To: ConorMacNessa

Good morning, CMN ((HUGS))
Sorry I missed you last night.
Saw your ping just as I hit "sign off".

42 posted on 10/12/2012 3:25:52 AM PDT by beachn4fun ("2008 to 2011, lesson learned; 2012, mistake corrected." Artur Davis)

To: HopeandGlory

Good morning, Hope ((HUGS))
Thanks for the Pledge

43 posted on 10/12/2012 3:26:47 AM PDT by beachn4fun ("2008 to 2011, lesson learned; 2012, mistake corrected." Artur Davis)

Aloha BIGLOOK ((HUGS))

44 posted on 10/12/2012 3:28:33 AM PDT by beachn4fun ("2008 to 2011, lesson learned; 2012, mistake corrected." Artur Davis)

To: Kathy in Alaska

And fourth place goes to...MA!
Good morning and Good night, Ma ((HUGS))
I've got the helm if you want to catch a few minutes of shut-eye.
P.s. love...love...the graphic.

45 posted on 10/12/2012 3:30:50 AM PDT by beachn4fun ("2008 to 2011, lesson learned; 2012, mistake corrected." Artur Davis)

Good morning Mayor ((HUGS))

Thanks for the WORD.

pastors simply collected their paychecks

I hate to say, there are still so many of those today.

46 posted on 10/12/2012 3:33:30 AM PDT by beachn4fun ("2008 to 2011, lesson learned; 2012, mistake corrected." Artur Davis)

To: mountainlion

Good morning mountainlion.

thanks for the wonderful prayer.

Our only hope is for prayer for our country

47 posted on 10/12/2012 3:36:12 AM PDT by beachn4fun ("2008 to 2011, lesson learned; 2012, mistake corrected." Artur Davis)

To: left that other site

Good morning LTOS ((HUGS))

I tried to watch the debate but just too tired to stay up.

I can’t listen to Biden or Obama...they irritate me cause they as so full of “goose-poop” 8~>

Going to websites and check out what happened.

48 posted on 10/12/2012 3:39:21 AM PDT by beachn4fun ("2008 to 2011, lesson learned; 2012, mistake corrected." Artur Davis)

To: Kathy in Alaska

LOL! Good football jokes, beachy.

Did you click the giggles link to watch video?

49 posted on 10/12/2012 3:44:15 AM PDT by beachn4fun ("2008 to 2011, lesson learned; 2012, mistake corrected." Artur Davis)

To: Kathy in Alaska; E.G.C.; GodBlessUSA; LUV W; Arrowhead1952; HiJinx; AZamericonnie; MEG33; mylife; ..

I’m afraid my “giggles here link” may not have been obvious so I’m posting a reminder:

Click the giggles link to watch a video

50 posted on 10/12/2012 3:47:22 AM PDT by beachn4fun ("2008 to 2011, lesson learned; 2012, mistake corrected." Artur Davis)

Good morning SR ((HUGS))

Howz grandpa and grandma holding up?

51 posted on 10/12/2012 3:48:51 AM PDT by beachn4fun ("2008 to 2011, lesson learned; 2012, mistake corrected." Artur Davis)

To: HiTech RedNeck

Good morning HiTech

Lord Haw-Haw who only cares about scoring one even if it’s with a rotten t*rd.

Isn't is a pain in the caboose to have to listen to them peddle the same old crap when we can see with our own eyes what they've accomplished so far?

we really need to get rid of some of the lawyers who are running our country, unsuccessfully, and replace them with smart business people. It's a lie that you have to be a lawyer to run public office successfully.

52 posted on 10/12/2012 3:56:37 AM PDT by beachn4fun ("2008 to 2011, lesson learned; 2012, mistake corrected." Artur Davis)

Good morning EG ((HUGS))

I’m catching up on pings and reading up on the debate.

Howz it going for you?

53 posted on 10/12/2012 4:00:45 AM PDT by beachn4fun ("2008 to 2011, lesson learned; 2012, mistake corrected." Artur Davis)

To: Kathy in Alaska; SevenofNine; StarCMC; MeekMom; MEG33; HiJinx; acad1228; Arrowhead1952; ...

Good morning,

EVERYBODY!

GOOD

MORNING

TROOPS!

SAVE BIG BIRD!

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

54 posted on 10/12/2012 4:06:55 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)

To: Kathy in Alaska; txradioguy; beachn4fun; StarCMC; Lady Jag; laurenmarlowe; tomkow6; GodBlessUSA; ...

Good morning to everyone at the Canteen. TGIF for all the FReepers.

55 posted on 10/12/2012 4:48:43 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)

To: Arrowhead1952

Good morning dear ((HUGS))

T G I F back atcha

whatz the plan for today?

56 posted on 10/12/2012 4:50:56 AM PDT by beachn4fun ("2008 to 2011, lesson learned; 2012, mistake corrected." Artur Davis)

Good morning beachy and (((HUGS))) to you too.

I am helping a neighbor pull up some sheet vinyl flooring.

57 posted on 10/12/2012 4:58:31 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)

Good morning Beachy!

*HUGS*

How's it going this morning?

58 posted on 10/12/2012 5:00:21 AM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)

To: y'all; Arrowhead1952; beachn4fun; E.G.C.; GodBlessUSA; ConorMacNessa; Kathy in Alaska; HiJinx; ...

Gooood Friday Morning, Early Birds!
Hope all of you have an easy work day
and a wonderful weekend!
I am off this weekend--it's a miracle! LOL!
((((hugs))))
Go 'Dogs! ;)

59 posted on 10/12/2012 5:04:21 AM PDT by luvie (All my heroes wear camos!)

To: Arrowhead1952

awww...a good neighbor. Hope it goes well for you both.

60 posted on 10/12/2012 5:07:23 AM PDT by beachn4fun ("2008 to 2011, lesson learned; 2012, mistake corrected." Artur Davis)

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